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sarge43

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8. A sworn notarize statement from a SO stating that Big Jack isn't frisky anymore

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:09 PM

Mar 2012

Last edited Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:35 PM - Edit history (1)

A whole battery of invasive medical tests confirming cardiac health and reason for lack of function, paid for by the man of course.

Special Viagara clinics where the man has to run a gauntlet of jeering morons throwing sausages and screaming "One, two, three, four, can't get it up no more."

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Let's list here some of the requirements there should be for men to get Viagara [View all] LynneSin Mar 2012 OP

Prostate Exams, Ma'am The Magistrate Mar 2012 #1

4.) Must be fertile. GeorgeGist Mar 2012 #2

4. Your woman must be able to make babies HockeyMom Mar 2012 #3

No Christian gay porn addicts banned from Kos Mar 2012 #4

must be married. must have wife's permission. Voice for Peace Mar 2012 #5

Sex life history or lack thereof. n/t cynatnite Mar 2012 #6

Have to prove he is married EC Mar 2012 #7

A sworn notarize statement from a SO stating that Big Jack isn't frisky anymore sarge43 Mar 2012 #8

Not good enough... daleanime Mar 2012 #14

I think the Youtube show should apply to Republican legislators only. sarge43 Mar 2012 #23

Have to admit.... daleanime Mar 2012 #26

uh-oh guys looks like women are hip to the whole sock thing. which of you let that secret out leftyohiolib Mar 2012 #9

Then you need to start doing the *)#% laundry LynneSin Mar 2012 #11

oh .... oops leftyohiolib Mar 2012 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author thucythucy Mar 2012 #10

I disagree with all of this Aerows Mar 2012 #12

Can we start with all elected GOP males LynneSin Mar 2012 #22

Psych testing to prove that erection is in response to the "right" kind of stimulation. nolabear Mar 2012 #15

One boner-in-a-bottle pill per month gratuitous Mar 2012 #16

Make sure there's no illegal drug use causing dysfunction. sinkingfeeling Mar 2012 #17

Perhaps they should all have to take a drug test LynneSin Mar 2012 #20

Absolutely! I want to protect my insurance company's profit. sinkingfeeling Mar 2012 #24

Must be 18 years old. Better Believe It Mar 2012 #18

He must sign a form blogslut Mar 2012 #19

To summarize... Kalidurga Mar 2012 #21

Don't forget the full prostate, rectal and colon exams LynneSin Mar 2012 #25

Add the same 1 month waiting period after the counseling- just to make SURE LadyHawkAZ Mar 2012 #27

Should require cystoscopy tableturner Mar 2012 #28

ding ding ding ding ding - we have a winner LynneSin Mar 2012 #29

Married men only. Both husband AND wife must submit to FULL fertility exams kestrel91316 Mar 2012 #30

English proficiency exam! savalez Mar 2012 #31

Proof that they would ever have a flying fuck of a chance of getting laid. Rush fails that one. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #32

Public oath that they belong to the "right" religion, use the "right" names and phrases for everyth lindysalsagal Mar 2012 #33

They should be required to announce it in the newspapers among the Legal Notices librechik Mar 2012 #34