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nolabear

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15. And the Bible specifically speaks out against Onanism.

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:15 PM

Mar 2012

So even the religious fundamentalists will back that "No sperm left behind" legislation, right?

I think we should pass it in honor of Dorothy Parker, who named her canary Onan, because "he spills his seed on the ground."

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Viagra and "Spilled Sperm" Laws Sweep States [View all] dynasaw Mar 2012 OP

bookmarked so i can later discuss with seabeyond Mar 2012 #1

Who's cataloging these? longship Mar 2012 #2

Cops with black lights, checkin' yer sheets! Poll_Blind Mar 2012 #3

Keep this thread going dynasaw Mar 2012 #4

I am sooooo enjoying these new bills! FredStembottom Mar 2012 #5

Men must be warned of the dangers of priapism. lapislzi Mar 2012 #6

Eh, don't give the right-wingers any ideas. David__77 Mar 2012 #7

right on!!! robinlynne Mar 2012 #8

Why should I have to pay for someone else's erection? gratuitous Mar 2012 #9

I second your motion dmr Mar 2012 #23

Sounds reasonable to me. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #24

A tax on Viagra and Cialis sufficient to provide The Pill free to all women would be my choice. TahitiNut Mar 2012 #42

OTOH, why should you give a fuck if you're NOT paying for it? cherokeeprogressive Mar 2012 #51

Nothing like a little perspective. MissMarple Mar 2012 #10

I think the Rectal Exam should be done with the same tube they use for Transvaginal Ultrasounds LynneSin Mar 2012 #11

lol lark Mar 2012 #13

Best most sensible comment EVER. Auntie Bush Mar 2012 #28

Yup! DesertRat Mar 2012 #26

It should be stuck up the ass of the Republicans in favor of the Tennessee Gal Mar 2012 #31

Unfortunately, none of these will pass in male-dominated legislatures. stopbush Mar 2012 #12

Of course they won't. But the mental midgets that inhabit most legislatures LuckyLib Mar 2012 #16

I agree... Harry Monroe Mar 2012 #30

But they wont see it that way mackattack Mar 2012 #41

They're not supposed to. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #21

Of course they won't, but as one soon-to-be-obscure right wing blowhard says... av8rdave Mar 2012 #46

K&R!!! DeSwiss Mar 2012 #14

And the Bible specifically speaks out against Onanism. nolabear Mar 2012 #15

I though it was preferable to spill one's seed on the ground when montanto Mar 2012 #18

I never spill it on the ground... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2012 #25

LOL! Tennessee Gal Mar 2012 #32

A prostate exam would be more fitting. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #17

Bob Dole is finished! Segami Mar 2012 #19

Bob Dole doesn't need this... Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #37

Should require cystoscopy....... tableturner Mar 2012 #20

If god doesn't want them to have an erection Boudica the Lyoness Mar 2012 #22

Now, why does this remind me of Reese Witherspoon in "Legally Blonde"? MissMarple Mar 2012 #27

"You want a prescription for Viagra, huh?" Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #29

Sperm fit the definition of 'Human Life'. The Doctor. Mar 2012 #33

Just blew my bourbon.. pangaia Mar 2012 #34

Shouldn't men have to prove Betsy Ross Mar 2012 #35

"Spilled Sperm" They were a great band. progressoid Mar 2012 #36

How about a law to make condoms a prescription item--treated same as birth control? Liberty Belle Mar 2012 #38

Dream on mushroomme Mar 2012 #50

What are we now, the United States of Leviticus??? excuse not to write Mar 2012 #39

Those other fools can't handle the truth. alp227 Mar 2012 #40

although I'm sure there will be many women online PatrynXX Mar 2012 #43

When a Sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate. zinnisking Mar 2012 #44

K&R. Glad to hear it. Overseas Mar 2012 #45

Imagine the jobs it could create DearAbby Mar 2012 #47

I'm sorry, but this is stupid...... backtomn Mar 2012 #48

This isn't stupid......it is joke legislation that she doesn't expect to pass, done to make a point. tableturner Mar 2012 #49

Dear Mr. Man: According to federal law, The Commission has been informed by your Dr. cherokeeprogressive Mar 2012 #52

Hilarious and ineffective. nt caseymoz Mar 2012 #53