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Jesus Malverde

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Sun Dec 22, 2013, 04:26 AM

Dec 2013

Tush - "Lord take me downtown I'm just looking for some tush"

Legs - She's got legs....

La Grange - Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

Sharp Dressed Man - They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Coz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

One might infer that they are not the most progressive men around.

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The secret conservative message of the �Duck Dynasty� beards [View all] Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 OP

Check out the beard image quote on the link below Tx4obama Dec 2013 #1

You do know that they didn't always have that look, it's an A&E fabrication... NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #2

Yep, I'm pretty sure Jeb Stuart didn't look like Donny Osmond up until the time he realized he could TrollBuster9090 Dec 2013 #17

One wonders...where are the stars and bars?.. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #23

Does This apply to ZZ Top? yuiyoshida Dec 2013 #3

... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #16

If you enlarge the photo pipi_k Dec 2013 #26

Or the 2013 Boston red Sox? K.O. Stradivarius Dec 2013 #43

Yet another commonality the Christian right has with Islamists. BainsBane Dec 2013 #4

Thats an excellent observation. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #7

. jsr Dec 2013 #13

too funny .... SummerSnow Dec 2013 #37

Salon publishes inane crap like this for clickbait mathematic Dec 2013 #5

Think deeper my friend... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #8

True, but I heard it is a requirement to join the cast and appear. quaker bill Dec 2013 #52

And for some reason, all of that reminds me of this... TlalocW Dec 2013 #6

Reading WAY too much into it Scootaloo Dec 2013 #9

BainsBane nailed it. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #10

I really think that's reaching. Scootaloo Dec 2013 #11

When you get together with your buds do you all look like twins? Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #12

Given I'm in the Seattle area? Yeah, likely so Scootaloo Dec 2013 #14

It's really about groups that enforce the beard... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #15

I've had my beard since the sub-cult of bellbottoms. Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #50

Gays and unix programmers: "both groups not the most welcoming to women" bananas Dec 2013 #55

"(Still working on where hippies fit in to this theory)".. I'm one of those hippies, ask me anything Ghost in the Machine Dec 2013 #20

Agree. Reading WAY too much into it......... socialist_n_TN Dec 2013 #25

I just figured their day jobs were ZZ top tribute band. AtheistCrusader Dec 2013 #18

Yep. OnionPatch Dec 2013 #66

I'll keep my nice, well trimmed goatee thanks.... rppper Dec 2013 #19

Sounds like you have found your tribe. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #21

The beauty of it is.... rppper Dec 2013 #47

WOW that's a lot of words spent talking about beards... and I don't really buy it. groundloop Dec 2013 #22

On Doctor Who, the Master used to have a beard, but the Doctor has never had one. Nye Bevan Dec 2013 #24

Actually Matt Smith had a beard briefly and the war doctor had one Arcanetrance Dec 2013 #28

OMG how could I forget John Hurt so quickly? Nye Bevan Dec 2013 #35

I would have really liked to have seen more from that time line with him Arcanetrance Dec 2013 #42

Here's another bearded rightwing traditionalist: Arugula Latte Dec 2013 #27

You would have a point if the only people Jerry hung out with also had beards... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #31

Oh, come on. Arugula Latte Dec 2013 #32

I need to lighten up sometimes.. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #33

I get it -- I get riled up easily too sometimes. Arugula Latte Dec 2013 #34

no man with facial hair has been elected president arely staircase Dec 2013 #29

Who was the last bearded serious Presidential candidate? Nye Bevan Dec 2013 #36

supreme court justice nt arely staircase Dec 2013 #44

Sometimes a beard is just a beard. n/t lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #30

Pretty silly bit of psychobabble... Demo_Chris Dec 2013 #38

But... But there's proof! The moon was full, the tides turned, the cat farted! Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #51

The Beverly Hillbillies and the Dukes of Hazard were clean-shaven bananas Dec 2013 #56

try these google searches Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #63

These are the authentic people the Robinsons are pretending to be. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #64

Too bad all male conservatives (and any conservative women who can) don't grow duck beards Zorra Dec 2013 #39

So true! Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #40

Having had a full beard since 1969, I must say that MineralMan Dec 2013 #41

Juanita Jean has some good comments about Robertson Gothmog Dec 2013 #45

I am not defending Duck Dynasty forthemiddle Dec 2013 #62

You make some interesting points and welcome to DU. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #65

Thanks for the welcome forthemiddle Dec 2013 #67

I Really Like This Quote: On the Road Dec 2013 #46

don't matter much to me what someones face onethatcares Dec 2013 #48

So how come hippies had beards in the 60s? n/t eridani Dec 2013 #49

Totally, man. Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2013 #53

Their beards have one meaning:$$$$$$$$$$$$. Vinca Dec 2013 #54

Line these guys up against the regressive and reactionary Skidmore Dec 2013 #57

They want to make their reality TV millions and then ... dawg Dec 2013 #58

Exactly. Soundman Dec 2013 #60

Phil Robertson would have tried to kick my ass if we had met during the years I resembled his sons. retread Dec 2013 #59

a couple of AMerican traditionalists onenote Dec 2013 #61