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Ichingcarpenter

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Sun Dec 22, 2013, 05:02 AM Dec 2013

NSA Intercepted Children’s Letters To Santa [View all]

FORT MEADE, MD – The National Security Agency routinely intercepts children’s letters to Santa, internal agency documents have revealed.
The documents describe an operation known as MILK COOKIES, based out of Fort Meade and run in conjunction with the U.S. Postal Service. COOKIES is the interception of the letters while MILK feeds them through a complex series of algorithms to spot any hidden messages.
Agency director Gen. Keith Alexander had previously testified to Congress in 2011 that the NSA would occasionally collect letters addressed to Santa, but insisted that it was totally accidental and that no one was actually reading or storing them.
The NSA is prohibited from directly monitoring American citizens under both Executive Order 12333 and the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. However, because the letters are addressed to the North Pole, which falls outside of U.S. territory, they are considered potential foreign intelligence signals which the NSA is authorized to intercept.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a former senior administration official defended the program: ”We’re only looking for any unusual presents, like children who ask Santa for pressure cookers, large amounts of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, hyzadrine rocket fuel, things like that. I mean a six-year old with a hammer is bad enough; just try to imagine that same six-year old with a truck bomb.”



Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/nsa-letters-to-santa/#ixzz2oC0OIfYa

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Where's our anti-Snowden crowd? Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #1
probably giggling iamthebandfanman Dec 2013 #8
They are funny! Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #9
And often right. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #12
That's part of the problem RC Dec 2013 #16
Not what I meant, obviously. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #18
You do realize how little sense you are making. RC Dec 2013 #19
You really need to get outta your bubble, my friend. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #20
Thank you for confirming my suspicions. RC Dec 2013 #23
Appreciating satire. nt msanthrope Dec 2013 #13
How much is Santa paying you!? Dash87 Dec 2013 #21
I thought it was possible to be anti-Snowden and still have problems with NSA? KittyWampus Dec 2013 #22
This describes me to a T. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #24
This looks like satire to me, TBH.....=) nt AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #2
No sure Santa would be willing to share his sled's hydrazine fuel anyhow sibelian Dec 2013 #3
Yes the Dufflebag is a Satire site Ichingcarpenter Dec 2013 #6
And people get paid for this? Paper Roses Dec 2013 #4
Woooosh!!!! nt msanthrope Dec 2013 #14
Loved it! Hilarious! JDPriestly Dec 2013 #5
Indeed. DuffelBlog is the military version of the onion. Love it The Straight Story Dec 2013 #7
Frankly, it wouldn't be surprising. "Collect it all" and all that... nt Pholus Dec 2013 #10
Come on. Please. It's the Defense Intelligence Agency that does that. jmowreader Dec 2013 #11
Lil Johnny and Susie are potential terrorists. lpbk2713 Dec 2013 #15
Damn them and their war on xmas!!! SummerSnow Dec 2013 #17
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