76 Things Banned In Leviticus (perhaps it’s time to lay off quoting 18:22 for a while?)

[LynneSin]

54. Yeah there's about 20-30 in there I know I've violated

#2 - never offered any Salt to God
#3 - I eat fat everyday and to have a diet without any fat is actually a dangerous thing. Fat is needed by the body for cellular functions.
#4 - Does rare steaks count - they are bloody.
#5 - I'm sure there are wrongdoings I have witnessed but no one actually wanted my opinion on them.
#6 - Same with being told about wrongdoings.
#7 - My cat Evita is probably the most unclean animal I've ever seen and I will still touch her if she let's me.
#8 - I'm sure in my lifetime I have promised on things that didn't really ever intend to make good on (Careless Oath)
#10 - Does 'Lost Property' include the $40 I found in a Staples parking lot that I just kept? So sue me.
#12 - I think the fact that I did not wash my hair all weekend pretty much means it was unkempt
#13 - Ok two thoughts on this - first I've torn clothes but on accident. Does that make it a sin. And what about those of us who might use an old t-shirt as a dust rag. I'd hate to tell my mother she's going to rot in hell for that one.
#15 - Bacon! Enough said.
#16 - Football - more than enough said!
#17 - Hardshell crabs sauted in Garlic - yummy!
#18 - What a trip, my family still has a stuffed owl that use to be in my father's office. Yes a real owl that was stuffed. I think it's illegal to stuff owls these days but that thing has got to be about 50 years old.
#19 - No clue what the hell the bible is talking about since by definition Insects have 6 legs. Then again it is something that could have been extinct for years
#20 - If I'm correct animals like Rabbit and Squirrels have paws and I have dined on those
#21 - I'm guessing those pet geckos were not a good idea but I only pet them, not dined on them.
#22 - I've handled snakes and centipedes
#23 & #24 - I'm childless so I'm good
#25-#35, 37 - Haven't done any of those
#36 - No comment
#38 - Well I don't have kids and I have no clue who Molek is.
#39 - I have never had lesbian sex with a man. Just saying.
#40 - nope
#41 - Metal Gods - I guess my adoration of Led Zeppelin might qualify as a violation of this one
#44 - I guess I will rot in the depths of hell for that pack of gum I shoplifted when I was 9 years old.
#45 - I never ever Lie - seriously NEVER
#53 - I've held a few grudges in my lifetime
#54 - Yeah we're all sinners with this one
#56 - So I will rot in hell for having a backyard garden?
#60 - Does plucking that giant hair that grows in my chin count as 'shaving my beard'?
#72 - I've worked on Sundays