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Bennyboy

(10,440 posts) Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:37 PM Dec 2013

I admit it..... I fantasize (a lot) about women..... [View all]

And in those fantasies we are NEVER talking about our jobs. Or children. Or volunteering to save the manatees.

In those fantasies we are mostly having sex with each other and doing unspeakable acts to each other all in the name of pure pleasure.

What is worse, so I now find out, is that in these fantasies ALL of the women are very attractive. Hell, in these fantasies, I am better looking (if that was possible, I know). I have tried lately to think of unattractive women when fantasizing but there are no swimsuit photos of Hillary Clinton on the interwebs (Ha ha ha!) so my mind tends to turn to more attractive types.

I know I need help and soon. I sent away for my Margaret Thatcher blow up doll, but I am afraid it won't make it by the Holidays.

Poor Julia Roberts till then eh?

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I admit it..... I fantasize (a lot) about women..... [View all] Bennyboy Dec 2013 OP

First geek tragedy Dec 2013 #1

Maybe it's a reaction pintobean Dec 2013 #60

You're not helping Benny. Seriously. bluesbassman Dec 2013 #2

No worries. A jury let it stand 4-2. Gormy Cuss Dec 2013 #12

Everything's better now! kcr Dec 2013 #18

Well I don't find it acceptable GC. bluesbassman Dec 2013 #19

I don't find it acceptable either Gormy Cuss Dec 2013 #39

These are the same sentiments I hear from lottery ticket losers... arthritisR_US Dec 2013 #103

Why should it of been locked? n-t Logical Dec 2013 #68

Embrace the madness. n/t lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #72

I hear what you're saying, but the truth is I come to DU to get away from the madness. bluesbassman Dec 2013 #79

LOL!! Pretty much my thoughts. klook Dec 2013 #81

Meta around the holidays! Merry Christmas Benny. Rex Dec 2013 #3

dude.. just don't maxsolomon Dec 2013 #4

This is just dumb. nt Lex Dec 2013 #5

"Unspeakable"? ismnotwasm Dec 2013 #6

Is there some reason anyone should care about this? BainsBane Dec 2013 #7

Dude--- trumad Dec 2013 #8

Ironic, isn't it... madinmaryland Dec 2013 #85

As usual...I have no idea what you are talking about. trumad Dec 2013 #98

I am glad to see you have been able to change your ways. madinmaryland Dec 2013 #100

Who doesn't? quinnox Dec 2013 #9

Is that a horn coming out of her head? Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #14

lordy, if she had a horn and a tail then it would be epic win. loli phabay Dec 2013 #23

i loved her in firefly, very fantasisable. loli phabay Dec 2013 #16

I first saw this great beauty in "V", and now am seeing her in "Homeland" quinnox Dec 2013 #20

She was an absolute vision in Firefly LittleBlue Dec 2013 #30

yeah i wondered what happened with V, still preferred her as anara more than the lizard queen. loli phabay Dec 2013 #113

She's okay then BainsBane Dec 2013 #40

Yep, her hair is amazing quinnox Dec 2013 #54

i thought she looked better with longer hair ala firefly. loli phabay Dec 2013 #59

I understand, tastes vary. Short hair is just a thing with me quinnox Dec 2013 #62

yup, i am more of a fan of longer hair myself, we all have our own likes and dislikes. loli phabay Dec 2013 #63

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Benny should have put some music in the OP pintobean Dec 2013 #75

And the jury results are in... aikoaiko Dec 2013 #93

It was closer than I thought it would be. pintobean Dec 2013 #96

Seriously? NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #190

you guys kinda prove our point. challlenge your privilege and entitlement, get your naked women out seabeyond Dec 2013 #118

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the thread you kick every day or so? lol. i do not care enough about the thread to figure out how seabeyond Dec 2013 #125

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i guess the point here would be your goofy is our challenging your privilege and your need to make seabeyond Dec 2013 #128

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Now, Warren. You know you're proud of that thread BainsBane Dec 2013 #134

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I'm not entirely convinced BainsBane Dec 2013 #136

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Aren't there like 12 people total who frequent that group? BainsBane Dec 2013 #139

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OMG, Warren BainsBane Dec 2013 #141

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just on the basic of logic BainsBane Dec 2013 #143

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At least it is twelve real and unique people and not...... Soundman Dec 2013 #152

If you have a concern BainsBane Dec 2013 #154

Huh? Soundman Dec 2013 #156

Quite correct... and they're rather laborious in telling us about the LanternWaste Dec 2013 #184

Why thank you, Soundman Dec 2013 #212

Set your alarm clock 15 minutes early... NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #216

Some on DU may wish to reduce this discussion to a familiar song BainsBane Dec 2013 #138

Okay, Warren, I have to ask... NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #197

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Thanks. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #211

I'm privileged and entitled? pintobean Dec 2013 #155

"What you're seeing is push-back" what i said. women get a little out of line, out comes naked women seabeyond Dec 2013 #178

You're not out of line because you're a woman. pintobean Dec 2013 #181

i beg your pardon. what accusations? we put out a psa, you men flipped for whatever reason. seabeyond Dec 2013 #183

There you go with the "you men" meme again. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #185

yes. YOU demand i get specific. specific i got. YOU men that are doing this. seabeyond Dec 2013 #186

Which specific men are you addressing? NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #188

the men in THIS thread that need to push back with naked women. since that is what i am addressing seabeyond Dec 2013 #191

I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #192

so. you really didnt read the exchange. simply saw me type you men, and had a gotcha moment. hey. seabeyond Dec 2013 #194

Well, have a nice day. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #195

lol, no doubt! quinnox Dec 2013 #116

And nothing piques the vapid interests of some people as "Hawt Celebs" also. LanternWaste Dec 2013 #187

Well, there's always... NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #189

and another ambiguious comment from the man that expects exact language. seabeyond Dec 2013 #198

I wish you WOULD laugh at my post... NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #199

is benevolent sexism. a whole different animal. interesting theory. no one really arguing it. seabeyond Dec 2013 #201

Well, I don't want you to laugh so much that it hurts. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #204

all in the smile and the throat... not letting it go lower. controlled. seabeyond Dec 2013 #205

Thanks, but you would have to come to Oklahoma. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #206

i did. lol. nt seabeyond Dec 2013 #207

If you don't fantasize about men the same way....you're a sexist The Straight Story Dec 2013 #10

Other than the Verizon guy (can you hear me now?) Bennyboy Dec 2013 #21

I am partial to John Barrowman myself The Straight Story Dec 2013 #28

You are that half-naked hirsute dude with all the guns... we all know it. n/t demmiblue Dec 2013 #11

that guy is a legend on the interwebs. loli phabay Dec 2013 #17

That little voice in your head MattBaggins Dec 2013 #13

Evidently so. Lex Dec 2013 #15

this is a pretty fucked up thread JI7 Dec 2013 #22

Who doesn't? Vashta Nerada Dec 2013 #24

your post is similar to wingnut attacks on Hillary Clinton's looks JI7 Dec 2013 #25

congratulations, it means you are a normal human being loli phabay Dec 2013 #26

Oh dear lord LittleBlue Dec 2013 #27

Do you actually think you are clever? intaglio Dec 2013 #29

it looks like mostly playing to a certain loser crowd JI7 Dec 2013 #32

I predict 200 replies.... Demo_Chris Dec 2013 #31

You made it. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #200

lol Demo_Chris Dec 2013 #208

And is anyone questioning your right to your own private thoughts? nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #33

You do realize how many people around here you just called insane... RC Dec 2013 #35

You ain't joking... davidn3600 Dec 2013 #42

Yeah, God forbid a guy not be rude in public. That really cuts into his fantasy life. nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #49

Key word: "private". nt redqueen Dec 2013 #51

Have you been away ...... oldhippie Dec 2013 #43

So how is telling you not to stare at people and creep them out *in any way* nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #47

OK oldhippie Dec 2013 #50

I literally have not seen a single post condemning sexual fantasies. nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #53

Nobody cares gollygee Dec 2013 #34

its dudes feeling entitled to totally free expression, like that duck crap. it's still crap, but... bettyellen Dec 2013 #37

I consider this thread topic an upgrade Harmony Blue Dec 2013 #36

trashcanned this puker PowerToThePeople Dec 2013 #38

You know, try as i might, I just can't make myself fantasize BainsBane Dec 2013 #41

Julie Brown can: Comrade Grumpy Dec 2013 #74

I'm sure even she has her limits BainsBane Dec 2013 #76

"Your boyfriend graduated from Yale? My boyfriend just got outta jail." Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #89

Nobody cares. n/t MadrasT Dec 2013 #44

I think you posted in the wrong place. nt xulamaude Dec 2013 #45

It's humor, people. Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #46

It's creepy Lex Dec 2013 #52

Maybe, but hardly worth getting bent out of shape about. Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #61

its called fishing on other websites i frequent but it rarely has the same hysterical results. loli phabay Dec 2013 #73

Humor which mocks Hillary Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, and Julia Roberts redqueen Dec 2013 #64

I'm just saying that the outrage gives it more importance than it deserves. Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #66

The joke plays into the original OP, though, and it's an important issue. redqueen Dec 2013 #67

Thanks, redqueen Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #70

Nice context, did you come up with that all by yourself? oldhippie Dec 2013 #107

Huh. Maybe it's just me, then. I prefer humor that contains, well, some humor. (nt) Heidi Dec 2013 #119

I choose not to be angry all the time. Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #120

Me, too. And the OP couldn't make me angry if he tried. Heidi Dec 2013 #121

Maybe I should have said "attempt at humor" Blue_In_AK Dec 2013 #122

I guess I'm at that point, too. Heidi Dec 2013 #123

NO! WE MUST BE OUTRAGED! NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #177

Actually, sir, I think Hillary Clinton is pretty good looking. JackRiddler Dec 2013 #48

This is gonna be a classic. westerebus Dec 2013 #55

A ton of simple. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2013 #56

Well this is very special etherealtruth Dec 2013 #57

Look, I fantasize about men a lot too, but I don't see the need to start an OP about it. smirkymonkey Dec 2013 #58

The point is some have trouble distinguishing between harassment and normal sexuality BainsBane Dec 2013 #65

Actually, there are swimsuit pictures of Hillary Clinton online, fwiw Electric Monk Dec 2013 #69

i think i will give them a miss, better safe than sorry but good investigating. loli phabay Dec 2013 #77

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OMG that second link is FULL of WIN Aerows Dec 2013 #157

... derby378 Dec 2013 #78

I had a wet dream once or twice. panader0 Dec 2013 #80

Like this? pintobean Dec 2013 #82

The first step is admitting you have a problem. RiffRandell Dec 2013 #88

Post removed Post removed Dec 2013 #83

This could become a real sticky situation! madinmaryland Dec 2013 #84

Why don't you jerk off in private? kwassa Dec 2013 #87

I suppose that he must lett us know how much of a pathatic loser he is. smirkymonkey Dec 2013 #215

Lol this is funny!! darkangel218 Dec 2013 #90

oiy veh... Whisp Dec 2013 #106

Farrah Fawcett wouldn't even talk to Steve Martin. BKH70041 Dec 2013 #91

I admit it. Sometimes I eat lunch....(Ha ha ha!) Squinch Dec 2013 #92

Jeez, Admins...feel free to step in on this shit at any time alcibiades_mystery Dec 2013 #94

A guy fantasizing about outrageous sex with gorgeous women. Now that is weird. badtoworse Dec 2013 #95

Shocking indeed. NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #180

What the fuck? Why is this disgusting shit allowed to stand here? NuclearDem Dec 2013 #97

Juried 2-4 to leave it alone. Whisp Dec 2013 #102

Seriously, reducing powerful and accomplished women to just fuck slaves NuclearDem Dec 2013 #104

the community has spoken...nice neighbourhood, eh? n/t Whisp Dec 2013 #105

Post removed Post removed Dec 2013 #111

'man haters'. Whisp Dec 2013 #112

Man haters? Oh give me a fucking break. NuclearDem Dec 2013 #115

Check the urban dictionary definition for man hater BainsBane Dec 2013 #132

Look on the bright side. Oakenshield Dec 2013 #133

... pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #99

... In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #151

Margaret Thatcher blow up doll? Whisp Dec 2013 #101

What makes it even more pathetic is the poor little Benny here Sheldon Cooper Dec 2013 #146

How much do you want to bet that there are absolutely NO hot women fantasizing about him? smirkymonkey Dec 2013 #213

Gone hell, people are recommending it. redqueen Dec 2013 #162

Doesn't crap like this belong in the lounge? dflprincess Dec 2013 #108

It doesn't belong anywhere here. n/t Whisp Dec 2013 #109

Good point dflprincess Dec 2013 #110

+1 Starry Messenger Dec 2013 #160

Who cares? El_Johns Dec 2013 #114

Crass and Clueless post. nt sheshe2 Dec 2013 #117

Good thing it's not against the TOS to be a misogynistic pig. JTFrog Dec 2013 #127

Anybody want to buy a slightly used star? UtahLib Dec 2013 #129

So what are supposed to do? De Leonist Dec 2013 #131

if you sincerely want to know�. bettyellen Dec 2013 #145

HAHAHA! De Leonist Dec 2013 #163

I love slow morning weedays at department stores, it's so much easier to get around nolabels Dec 2013 #173

That would be "desperate" treestar Dec 2013 #202

I'm seriously trying not to laugh malaise Dec 2013 #147

sexist dribble boston bean Dec 2013 #148

LOL B Calm Dec 2013 #149

But what would the holidays be without a good old-fashioned DU free-for-all? Buns_of_Fire Dec 2013 #150

Why isn't this in the Lounge? Iris Dec 2013 #153

WTF? Aerows Dec 2013 #158

This OP stands. At least two threads complaining about it were locked/hidden yardwork Dec 2013 #159

Could not agree more. UtahLib Dec 2013 #161

at this point I don't care if I ever have a star next to my name again. Iris Dec 2013 #165

yeah, i got a hidden because posting about boston bean Dec 2013 #167

The OP is a parody pintobean Dec 2013 #170

oh, I guess that makes it all ok, then.... boston bean Dec 2013 #172

Pretty much explains why the OP is unable to maintain any intimate relationships worstexever Dec 2013 #164

Fantasize all you want, but could you please keep it to yourself, especially on a large political LeftishBrit Dec 2013 #166

The Margaret Thatcher blow up doll was a scream! badtoworse Dec 2013 #169

As long as you confine your fantasies to your living quarters in your retread Dec 2013 #168

Late to the party... antiquie Dec 2013 #171

This post is embarrassing, insulting, intentionally divisive, and should've been deleted. /nt Marr Dec 2013 #174

good Lord, benny. This is horrifying Doctor_J Dec 2013 #175

sounds like a normal guy to me lol Niceguy1 Dec 2013 #176

I imagine many creepy guys who can't get dates do that too. LanternWaste Dec 2013 #179

I appreciate your openess and honesty randr Dec 2013 #182

why are you advertising that you are not getting laid? La Lioness Priyanka Dec 2013 #193

He's used to it. nt PassingFair Dec 2013 #196

LOL! smirkymonkey Dec 2013 #214

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