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Scootaloo

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101. I like that you list Ice T in your "tough guy" list

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:35 AM

Dec 2013

Because I, for one, will always and forever remember him as the hardcore rapper who, while still flush in his career, thought that allowing himself to be cast as a kangaroo from the bronx in a movie starring Lori Petty would be a good move.

That's some high-octane silly shit there.

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If Santa was black, who would be the best actor to play him? [View all] yurbud Dec 2013 OP

They would not only sit on this guy's lap....no telling what they would do Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #1

he would put a gun to your head yurbud Dec 2013 #59

Damon Wayans. nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #2

Cedric would certainly be an entertaining Santa. VanillaRhapsody Dec 2013 #3

If we're casting The Wire actors, SwankyXomb Dec 2013 #81

I had to look up his pic--I thought you meant the drug dealer from the wire yurbud Dec 2013 #87

nope....but he would make an interesting Santa! VanillaRhapsody Dec 2013 #92

Michael Clarke Duncan is dead. TeamPooka Dec 2013 #4

Thats an easy one madokie Dec 2013 #5

James Earl Jones. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #6

First name that came to my mind as well. n/t DFW Dec 2013 #13

A Republican? longship Dec 2013 #38

Yep liberal N proud Dec 2013 #51

totally! Marrah_G Dec 2013 #55

Oh I know....Hermain Cain! He does need a job these days. VanillaRhapsody Dec 2013 #7

The children of Uzbekhistan would never get their presents! (n/t) klook Dec 2013 #32

If you don't have a Tonka Truck, blame yourself! Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2013 #36

LOL klook Dec 2013 #45

I'm thinking Samuel L. Jackson Aerows Dec 2013 #8

That was my first thought until I saw that "Fox News" would have to approve ecstatic Dec 2013 #15

Get off my sleigh, man Aerows Dec 2013 #64

I can see it now... Wounded Bear Dec 2013 #21

Snakes on a Sleigh klook Dec 2013 #35

Bad Santa....better watch your ass... Wounded Bear Dec 2013 #48

Deer. No I mean DEER Aerows Dec 2013 #65

You owe me a new keyboard sakabatou Dec 2013 #50

You mean this guy? jmowreader Dec 2013 #42

That guy :) n/t Aerows Dec 2013 #67

that would go something like his Obama ad: yurbud Dec 2013 #74

Samuel L. Jackson IS really good at bedtime stories csziggy Dec 2013 #79

A pic that fits: The Straight Story Dec 2013 #98

Say "white" again Aerows Dec 2013 #109

James Earl Jones dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #9

Yes! Harmony Blue Dec 2013 #10

Either him or Shaq hootinholler Dec 2013 #26

Forest Whitaker intaglio Dec 2013 #11

+1 grahamhgreen Dec 2013 #90

Chris Rock? Brigid Dec 2013 #12

Al Jolson jberryhill Dec 2013 #14

Too soon. Orrex Dec 2013 #33

Meh. They got an English guy to play Gandhi jberryhill Dec 2013 #57

hasn't he been dead for decades? yurbud Dec 2013 #93

Either Proud Public Servant Dec 2013 #16

Danny Glover exboyfil Dec 2013 #17

That is an excellent choice as well Harmony Blue Dec 2013 #22

If? L0oniX Dec 2013 #18

Samuel. Motherfucking. L. Motherfucking. Jackson. truebrit71 Dec 2013 #19

+1 lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #30

I'm convinced he's the man! nt valerief Dec 2013 #82

Keith David Spirochete Dec 2013 #20

a good choice in any case yurbud Dec 2013 #94

Only one hobbit709 Dec 2013 #23

Please tell me that's Nancy Reagun hootinholler Dec 2013 #29

Yep. hobbit709 Dec 2013 #31

Either that, or Frank Gorshin. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2013 #37

Tilda Swinton. Lizzie Poppet Dec 2013 #24

I'm goign with Charles Dutton Rosco T. Dec 2013 #25

Idris Elba MrScorpio Dec 2013 #27

Never heard of Idris Elba before. Brigid Dec 2013 #71

George Clinton, hands down. greyl Dec 2013 #28

The late Redd Foxx Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #34

Jimmy McMillin of the rent is too damn high party. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2013 #39

Louis Armstrong, nobody else will do klook Dec 2013 #40

Huell Babineaux K.O. Stradivarius Dec 2013 #41

saw a "Where's Huell?" bumber sticker last week...almost drove off the road. RagAss Dec 2013 #68

too fat yurbud Dec 2013 #95

I'd put out cookies for Denzel. WinkyDink Dec 2013 #43

Too hot. Santa shouldn't be a hubba-hubba sex object. nt tblue37 Dec 2013 #47

Why not? Brigid Dec 2013 #70

I'd put myself out for Denzel. Laffy Kat Dec 2013 #102

James Earl Jones etherealtruth Dec 2013 #44

Morgan Freeman. There's a reason why he was tapped to play God in those movies. There is just tblue37 Dec 2013 #46

not quite jolly enough for Santa though yurbud Dec 2013 #73

Sinbad-- I Love his stuff. MerryBlooms Dec 2013 #49

Samuel L. Jackson sabbat hunter Dec 2013 #52

too easy - Samuel L. Jackson - Santa with attitude DrDan Dec 2013 #53

Idris Elba :) abelenkpe Dec 2013 #54

You want to make me harbor impure thoughts about Santa? BainsBane Dec 2013 #63

Michael Clarke Duncan died over a year ago Number23 Dec 2013 #56

so he would be a lot less threatening... yurbud Dec 2013 #60

Danny Glover would be my first pick chungking34 Dec 2013 #58

ON SECOND THOUGHT: who would be SCARIEST for them to see? yurbud Dec 2013 #61

Barack Obama as Santa NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #69

It's not the funniest, but the truest yurbud Dec 2013 #88

Tony Todd pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #100

I saw him in something where he didn't play a villain and his acting was totally believable--until.. yurbud Dec 2013 #108

Obviously...Kirk Lazurus Ryano42 Dec 2013 #62

"that smelled like baloney for some reason" NM_Birder Dec 2013 #107

Morgan Freeman. Uncle Joe Dec 2013 #66

Reginald Veljohnson MurrayDelph Dec 2013 #72

+1 on him NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #104

Samuel L. Jackson winter is coming Dec 2013 #75

Steve Harvey Va Lefty Dec 2013 #76

Keenan Thompson. Chipper Chat Dec 2013 #77

Idris Elba JustAnotherGen Dec 2013 #78

Morgan Freeman CFLDem Dec 2013 #80

Big Mama. nt valerief Dec 2013 #83

Al Jolson BKH70041 Dec 2013 #84

Ice Cube eom TransitJohn Dec 2013 #85

Eddie Murphy perhaps. BootinUp Dec 2013 #86

Megyn Kelly Stinky The Clown Dec 2013 #89

Just had to, huh! grahamhgreen Dec 2013 #91

Keenan Thompson or Tracy Morgan Initech Dec 2013 #96

Herman Cain would be the only Black Santa they probably wouldn't attack. nt Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #97

Harry Lennix, of course. Morning Dew Dec 2013 #99

I like that you list Ice T in your "tough guy" list Scootaloo Dec 2013 #101

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ConcernedCanuk Dec 2013 #103

What do you mean "if?" Orrex Dec 2013 #105

a CG Gary Coleman Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #106

Jimmy "the rent is too damn high" McMillan could pull it off Tanuki Dec 2013 #110