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dawg

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26. It wouldn't be useless.

Fri Dec 27, 2013, 02:52 PM

Dec 2013

It's pretty. It's a shiny yellow metal. it's soft; you can beat it into different shapes.

Can't make tools or weapons out of it though. Too soft.

I once used it to make golden apples, which I then used to re-animate zombie squidwards. (Let he who has knowledge understand.)

So ... not completely useless. But you'd be a fool to make it much more than 10% or so of your investments.

Also, it attrcts drgons.

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