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RoccoR5955

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7. Wasn't Jesus cutting lawns

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 28, 2013, 10:59 PM

Dec 2013

somewhere in Arizona before he got a green card?

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Ooooh--just stoped my fundy relatives in their tracks! [View all] lastlib Dec 2013 OP

Was he? Blanket Statements Dec 2013 #1

he was certainly undocumented. niyad Dec 2013 #10

How was Jesus an illegal immigrant? DavidDvorkin Dec 2013 #2

When he appeared on the side of a refrigerator in Dimebox Texas. Walk away Dec 2013 #4

I had a cousin that lived near Dime Box TexasTowelie Dec 2013 #17

Texas has the best town names! nt Walk away Dec 2013 #18

It's called Dime Box not Dime Bag! TexasTowelie Dec 2013 #19

Not too far away is Cut and Shoot, north of Houston. Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #22

And Gun Barrel City, near Tyler. Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2013 #23

Weed, CA is up near the Oregon border. LeftyMom Dec 2013 #24

And then there's Hell, Michigan. Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2013 #25

Not to mention... pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #26

Don't you have to go through Intercourse to get to Paradise? Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2013 #27

Let me sleep on it...I'll give you my answer in the mornin'... :) pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #28

No, you can get there from Fucking..... lastlib Dec 2013 #35

Right down the road from Blue Ball..... jdadd Dec 2013 #32

Hey, I live withing spitting distance from Moonachi, NJ. If you speak Greek... Walk away Dec 2013 #33

Makes sense: There's also Marlin and Winchester. Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #29

My favorite is Muleshoe! greatauntoftriplets Dec 2013 #34

I used to live in a wide-spot-in-the-road town not too far from Dime Box, Tx. :D ladyVet Dec 2013 #31

Dimebox or Old Dimebox? nt arely staircase Dec 2013 #42

I'm thinking one has to ignore the Roman Empire thing Blanket Statements Dec 2013 #5

Wasn't Jesus cutting lawns RoccoR5955 Dec 2013 #7

Yeah. Joe Arpaio busted him years ago and he's been wearing pink ever since. madinmaryland Dec 2013 #15

Joseph, Mary & Jesus supposedly fled to Egypt to escape Herod..... lastlib Dec 2013 #13

You didn't need "permission" to travel in those days... brooklynite Dec 2013 #16

Illeagal immigration: The Flight to and from Eygypt, etc. Berlum Dec 2013 #30

I can certainly understand the stunned silence, blank stares and dropping jaws legcramp Dec 2013 #3

ROFL!! WillowTree Dec 2013 #39

Jesus wasn't an immigrant. Vashta Nerada Dec 2013 #6

What about when his family fled to Egypt? Curmudgeoness Dec 2013 #11

But wasn't Egypt rickyhall Dec 2013 #14

That doesn't mean Curmudgeoness Dec 2013 #38

Outsider and foreigner are not the same thing as illegal immigrant. DavidDvorkin Dec 2013 #40

Tell 'em about this thing here... Bring a mop... freshwest Dec 2013 #8

I got my sister in law with something similar Arger68 Dec 2013 #9

STUN! maced666 Dec 2013 #12

75% of Illegal Immigrants Give Billions to Medicare, Social Security With No Hope of Benefit ErikJ Dec 2013 #20

I have said that for years, from personal experience, Curmudgeoness Dec 2013 #41

Tell them to report the immigrants to Homeland Security lpbk2713 Dec 2013 #21

I like that one! lastlib Dec 2013 #36

They are way behind on this treestar Dec 2013 #37