What are the biggest misconceptions about Russia ?

[Demo_Chris]

7. My impressions of Russia, almost certainly correct...

1. In Russia, The Walking Dead isn't a TV show, it's the kind of think Russian children do on their way to school. These are people who fucking LAUGH when the see meteors exploding around them. HA-HA! The building exploded HA-HA!

2. Russia is hit by more meteors than everywhere else on the planet combined. This makes them stronger.

3. Much of Russia is a post apocalyptic toxic hell wasteland, probably with mutants.

4. Vlad Putin bench presses cars, bears, and bags of dead orphans.

5. Russian Woman are the most beautiful on ANY planet, until the radiation and hard labor turns them into powerlifters.

6. Russians probably could drive, but they prefer smashing into each other while laughing.

7. They drink anti-freeze and call it vodka.