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In reply to the discussion: Nice, thick new towels--but they don't dry you off. [View all]treestar
(82,383 posts)54. There are chips in those towels
So the NSA can measure how much water people are using in the shower!
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Those towels are manufactured by a holding company that controls a dozen shell corporations
Ikonoklast
Jan 2014
#74
Well, if I put it in the Lounge, I don't have as much chance of getting a serious answer. nt
raccoon
Jan 2014
#4
We are too busy dealing with the latest military incursions to deal with your towel problems.
rug
Jan 2014
#50
You can fix that washboard effect by tossing them in the dryer for five minutes.
Gormy Cuss
Jan 2014
#35
I've encountered those in hotels. They look luxurious, but don't soak up a drop.
onehandle
Jan 2014
#7
I hate soft, fluffy towels. Towels should be a little rough, for the best drying.
TwilightGardener
Jan 2014
#18