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lumberjack_jeff

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8. You can always accurately guess the genders by reading the headline.

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Thu Jan 2, 2014, 05:07 PM

Jan 2014

"Woman's toe bitten off at party" = (shit happens) female victim, female perp.
"Man arrested for biting off woman's toe." = (Joe Friday edition of the news) self explanatory
"Man bites toe at party" = (WTF is wrong with guys?) male victim, male perp
"Party hijinks! Toe bitten off at party" = (human interest story) male victim, female perp.

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Woman’s toe is bitten off at New Year’s Eve party [View all] Are_grits_groceries Jan 2014 OP

I always try to leave the party before people start biting off each other's body parts struggle4progress Jan 2014 #1

When body parts started to go missing was the time for me to call it a night. Kaleva Jan 2014 #4

I always see the thread title Blue_Tires Jan 2014 #2

Were they watching The Walking Dead marathon? Duer 157099 Jan 2014 #3

Don't go toe to toe with anyone in Dorchester. nt Xipe Totec Jan 2014 #5

wtf........ Marrah_G Jan 2014 #6

New Year’s Eve in the Digital Age pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #7

You can always accurately guess the genders by reading the headline. lumberjack_jeff Jan 2014 #8

off topic - love the cat vid at the bottom. sorry about the toe violence Liberal_in_LA Jan 2014 #9

Whew! I thought we were in for another Pit Bull thread! JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2014 #10

I hate it when that happens...nt SidDithers Jan 2014 #11

Yup. She'll never go toe to toe with her again. Last Stand Jan 2014 #16

A little toe yesphan Jan 2014 #12

Was Dick Morris at this party by chance? bulloney Jan 2014 #13

No, not the pinky toe! Blue Owl Jan 2014 #14

"You want a toe?" Ikonoklast Jan 2014 #15

that little piggy should have been the one to stay home. GreatCaesarsGhost Jan 2014 #17