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WorseBeforeBetter

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34. LOL

Reply to babylonsister (Reply #33)

Sun Jan 5, 2014, 12:57 AM

Jan 2014

I had an OKC profile set up for activity partners/new friends when I relocated, but was bombarded by young men looking to bag an older woman. Funny how "hiking" meant so much more to those horny little devils...such fun we were to have in those secluded woods!

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