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MrScorpio

(73,772 posts) Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:14 PM Mar 2012

The fate of humankind rests on what you type today in this thread [View all]

Only the totality of human existence is at stake here.

Your participation will have a vital impact on future generations…

That's because Rick Santorum has no idea how to concentrate on jobs, the economy, the infrastructure, the environment, health care, defense, social security, Medicare, trade, diplomacy, education, science and industry, civil rights, commerce, or anything else that a sane adult would be concerned about in today's hectic world.

Today, he's going after porn. That's right… Porn.

Rick Santorum, everybody… He's AWESOME!

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The fate of humankind rests on what you type today in this thread [View all] MrScorpio Mar 2012 OP

Burp taterguy Mar 2012 #1

4chan gonna fuck him up mdmc Mar 2012 #2

+1000 ellisonz Mar 2012 #38

$%?*&%@%* virgogal Mar 2012 #3

The fate of humankind rests on what we type here? pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #4

too late in the day, too late in the week Fla_Democrat Mar 2012 #5

Is there ever a moment where sex is not on this man's mind? notadmblnd Mar 2012 #6

I wonder tibbiit Mar 2012 #28

The Fate of All Mankind I Fear is in the Hands of Fools Turbineguy Mar 2012 #7

In the Court of the Crimson King lunasun Mar 2012 #27

I think they used a picture Turbineguy Mar 2012 #35

Frogs!!!!! Tomatoes! Spray paint with toothbrushes! nt Lucky Luciano Mar 2012 #8

Spelling errors are deadly! Fear the spelling errors! Pathwalker Mar 2012 #9

Sanitorium is putting his eggs all on the religious right socialindependocrat Mar 2012 #10

I am from former Senator Santorums home district unionworks Mar 2012 #11

This Santorum prick is raw sewage. Unmitigated, smelly, greasy raw sewage lastlib Mar 2012 #12

He thinks about sex constantly. It is all he thinks about. Women's female organs. Men on dogs. appleannie1 Mar 2012 #13

can we get a redo? grantcart Mar 2012 #14

Seriously, I worry about all of the folks hoping for a Santorum victory Taverner Mar 2012 #15

I agree with you! tibbiit Mar 2012 #31

Now he's done it. eShirl Mar 2012 #16

Hello, Cool Dude, I'm clueless. But I answered your thread. freshwest Mar 2012 #17

In all my years at DU, that is the worst trick yet to get a click on a thread panader0 Mar 2012 #18

I gots the skills, baby MrScorpio Mar 2012 #19

He'll get my porn, when RobertEarl Mar 2012 #33

I like turtles. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #20

You beat me to it. Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #21

Good. I'm glad the fate of mankind doesn't rest on my shoulders alone. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #22

Santorum goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf!! Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #23

Human brain muffins DJ13 Mar 2012 #24

How dire this scenario is. Had you typed 'humanity' instead of edgineered Mar 2012 #25

"An election is coming... FLyellowdog Mar 2012 #26

Santorum's job here is no different than Rush's. His role is to pull the country to wiggs Mar 2012 #29

Well we need to protect women and children nadinbrzezinski Mar 2012 #30

So how long do you think we have, exactly? bluedigger Mar 2012 #32

Ah, fuck it. nt piedmont Mar 2012 #34

Santorum Sharia law.......n/t DearAbby Mar 2012 #36

Porn is as American as apple pie Generic Other Mar 2012 #37

Look at that photo and tell me that man isn't proud...... chknltl Mar 2012 #39