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upaloopa

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85. Women don't need a man to have an orgasm

Tue Jan 7, 2014, 04:00 PM

Jan 2014

I'm old enough to remember when it was news to men that women enjoyed sex.
Back then men who read Playboy and Penthouse learned from them how to be better sex partners.
Before it was wam bam thank you mam.

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The astonishing evil that is the female orgasm. [View all] WilliamPitt Jan 2014 OP

Given that he swears "good women" enlightenment Jan 2014 #1

Which do you think he prefers? get the red out Jan 2014 #2

Why is his name blurred out? snooper2 Jan 2014 #3

It's not blurred out. Dr. Strange Jan 2014 #16

Well, good heavens, then I'm going to hell!!! hamsterjill Jan 2014 #4

"Where do these sick fucks come up with this shit???!!!" WilliamPitt Jan 2014 #5

Yeah, the kind where most of the deacons are screwing the other deacons wives! hamsterjill Jan 2014 #6

or the other deacons. AmBlue Jan 2014 #145

Hee hee! hamsterjill Jan 2014 #147

Not any church I ever attended. dawg Jan 2014 #14

I've never heard that in church Niceguy1 Jan 2014 #126

I usually like what you post, even if I don't agree. badtoworse Jan 2014 #56

The kind of churches people like this attend WilliamPitt Jan 2014 #64

If you've actually heard rhetotic like that in Church,... badtoworse Jan 2014 #75

Good grief. LumosMaxima Jan 2014 #7

People have always like to fu_k brush Jan 2014 #59

Was that meant to be a joke? polichick Jan 2014 #8

It's probably sarcastic or trolling (I hope). Dash87 Jan 2014 #17

I hope too! polichick Jan 2014 #32

I think it was. I hope? Whisp Jan 2014 #49

If that's God's Plan, he sucks at design. eShirl Jan 2014 #9

And, as a woman Sissyk Jan 2014 #10

+1 burnsei sensei Jan 2014 #138

WTF did I just read? Shandris Jan 2014 #11

Perhaps he's a Poe? GoneOffShore Jan 2014 #12

I think so. nt. Mariana Jan 2014 #40

forgive me, but what's a Poe? salin Jan 2014 #67

. LadyHawkAZ Jan 2014 #74

thanks salin Jan 2014 #79

From the Urban Dictionary GoneOffShore Jan 2014 #87

Who on DU has said orgasms are evil? redqueen Jan 2014 #13

Are you guys using Firefox? randome Jan 2014 #20

I see the image... redqueen Jan 2014 #23

Whoops. I missed that! randome Jan 2014 #25

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah I am using Firefox and reading poor sad Jason's malaise Jan 2014 #84

LMAO! arcane1 Jan 2014 #33

ROFL gollygee Jan 2014 #46

I see what you did there. nt geek tragedy Jan 2014 #76

. Squinch Jan 2014 #110

I did know a guy who claimed women shouldn't have orgasms... TreasonousBastard Jan 2014 #15

one would think MissMillie Jan 2014 #91

That was my first thought, but.. TreasonousBastard Jan 2014 #116

I assume the only time HE wants to have sex is when HE wants to make a baby. patricia92243 Jan 2014 #18

It has to be snark, but... Wait Wut Jan 2014 #19

Couldn't keep a straight face when he said LittleBlue Jan 2014 #21

"A woman's job is to quietly receive her husband's seed." MadrasT Jan 2014 #22

Yeah, well it's that "quiet" part Le Taz Hot Jan 2014 #43

Perhaps he enjoys gags mythology Jan 2014 #142

Unbridled madness! HappyMe Jan 2014 #24

Carl's Demon-Haunted World made manifest through religion. Egalitarian Thug Jan 2014 #26

This simply has to be a joke. GreenEyedLefty Jan 2014 #27

Yeah, I think it is shenmue Jan 2014 #80

I think I remember reading a study that said the female orgasm helps with fertilization, Nye Bevan Jan 2014 #28

If demonic posession sarisataka Jan 2014 #29

Sex done wrong? keithbvadu2 May 2021 #148

I'm apparently doing the sex wrong. arcane1 Jan 2014 #30

I think my boyfriend must be a satanist! redqueen Jan 2014 #38

It's the only logical explanation. arcane1 Jan 2014 #44

Jason to English translation key LadyHawkAZ Jan 2014 #31

OMG that photo! Matariki Jan 2014 #81

I wonder how many ladies are lined up... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #83

Is that his mom looking over his shoulder? progressoid Jan 2014 #106

I think it is just sad that such people are so obsessed with sex and especially CTyankee Jan 2014 #34

I guess I have three questions ... 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #35

re: the second question, I'm thinking any woman involved with him redqueen Jan 2014 #50

One, where ... 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #51

Yeah, if we are gonna be serious, redqueen Jan 2014 #54

A "Poe"? n/t 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #55

When the parody or satire of an extremist position redqueen Jan 2014 #57

Gotcha! n/t 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #68

The power drain was from the 40 year old Hoover BobUp Jan 2014 #63

This has to be a joke. Xyzse Jan 2014 #36

Did he forget the sarcasm thingy? WinkyDink Jan 2014 #37

Oh, i know this is just wrong, but I can't resist... Zorra Jan 2014 #39

Thanks, I needed the laugh today. n/t cinnabonbon Jan 2014 #41

I like evil Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2014 #42

So hard to believe that religion is being turned away from in droves. Lex Jan 2014 #45

Republicons are into extramarital diaper sex with hookers to get their kicks Berlum Jan 2014 #47

He must've been raised in Lubbock, TX. Tierra_y_Libertad Jan 2014 #48

Love that quote. Save that filthy sex for someone you love..... lumpy Jan 2014 #113

Another Christian who has not read the BIble or at least not the book named ... spin Jan 2014 #52

Any link to this. Cannot find it and have no clue why the name would be blurred. nt. NCTraveler Jan 2014 #53

I found "Jason's" YouTube page MrScorpio Jan 2014 #58

Question SamKnause Jan 2014 #62

Sent you a PM nt MrScorpio Jan 2014 #70

Reply SamKnause Jan 2014 #82

So is he really like this, or is this just satire? Squinch Jan 2014 #112

Wow. GreenEyedLefty Jan 2014 #123

I see BobUp Jan 2014 #60

I must be a bad, bad man then for trying to cause so many female orgasms!! n/t Lurks Often Jan 2014 #61

Either that BobUp Jan 2014 #65

Or a very happy one. In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #120

I think this must be snark. Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #66

This is what happens when Twitter Boom Sound 416 Jan 2014 #69

Sex EVOLVED to be pleasant so that animals would DO IT. Lots. kestrel91316 Jan 2014 #71

This has to be sarcasm 1000words Jan 2014 #72

Unless it's caused by Jesus jsr Jan 2014 #73

Who's having the orgasm here ? lumpy Jan 2014 #114

that is so hysterical! Where did it come from? CTyankee Jan 2014 #115

Jesus! Come enter me! Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #121

... nomorenomore08 Jan 2014 #124

Is this parody? It must be parody. Matariki Jan 2014 #77

Please tell me he's a disciple of Landover Baptist Church? herding cats Jan 2014 #78

Women don't need a man to have an orgasm upaloopa Jan 2014 #85

Can I get a drink and mstinamotorcity2 Jan 2014 #86

Elusive sometimes perhaps... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #88

Must be some kind of fundamentalist religious nut case mental illness. democratisphere Jan 2014 #89

With an attitude like that, I have a feeling that the only "dates" he is ever gonna catbyte Jan 2014 #90

her name is mstinamotorcity2 Jan 2014 #101

LOL catbyte Jan 2014 #103

God's plan? Well that explains the clitoris, and all those other nerve endings. AtheistCrusader Jan 2014 #92

I don't want to consume the drugs I would need to be on Mopar151 Jan 2014 #135

Go Ahead, Believe that imthevicar Jan 2014 #93

Just close your eyes Virginia sulphurdunn Jan 2014 #94

Odds are, this "Jason" is a lousy lay. DinahMoeHum Jan 2014 #95

Message auto-removed Name removed Jan 2014 #96

oh I thought you were going to do a fun op. you did not fool us. hrmjustin Jan 2014 #97

I suspect Jason doesn't have a girlfriend Tanelorn Jan 2014 #98

That has to be a joke ellie Jan 2014 #99

Nomad: Must sterilize! L0oniX Jan 2014 #100

Shakes head.... blackspade Jan 2014 #102

At least the good plastic blow up women he sleeps with don't orgasm. Agnosticsherbet Jan 2014 #104

"Lie still and think of England" Douglas Carpenter Jan 2014 #105

... RainDog Jan 2014 #107

STOP IT RAINDOG Skittles Jan 2014 #127

okay, something... heavenly RainDog Jan 2014 #132

SCHEDULING RAINDOG FOR ASS KICKING Skittles Jan 2014 #133

LOL RainDog Jan 2014 #134

Where in Christian theology is he getting this shit? Deep13 Jan 2014 #108

'a woman's job is to quietly receive her husband's seed'....bwahahahahahahaa spanone Jan 2014 #109

As if he were politely handing it to her in a ziplock bag. liberalmuse Jan 2014 #141

Sexual enjoyment is not part of God's plan? "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go astray". lumpy Jan 2014 #111

*brings out my clue bat* sakabatou Jan 2014 #117

I take it he's being sarcastic. CFLDem Jan 2014 #118

One can only hope etherealtruth Jan 2014 #122

Thumps Bible. Never read it. BarackTheVote Jan 2014 #119

I blame all the bigfoot porn. Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #125

These men aren't Sasquatches, Donny. They're Nihilists. opiate69 Jan 2014 #146

Ahh the Ole Two Jabs Jason. adirondacker Jan 2014 #128

Member of the "Minute Man Brigade" FreakinDJ Jan 2014 #129

Oh, there is NOTHING sexier to me than a woman having an orgasm n/t RandySF Jan 2014 #130

I am guessing Jason can't get laid tabbycat31 Jan 2014 #131

A creepy dude like that... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #136

wtf? mike_c Jan 2014 #137

Lol, jamzrockz Jan 2014 #139

Posted 1 month ago??? LiberalElite Jan 2014 #140

Jason D*** is a troll Glassunion Jan 2014 #143

This is one sick fuck. Enthusiast Jan 2014 #144