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AtheistCrusader

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92. God's plan? Well that explains the clitoris, and all those other nerve endings.

Tue Jan 7, 2014, 04:21 PM

Jan 2014

Unnecessary factory equipment I guess. OR, satan tampered with god's plan sometime between design and manufacturing?

I can't follow these people's fucking logic. I don't want to consume the drugs I would need to be on, to enable my mind to balance his fucking equation.

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The astonishing evil that is the female orgasm. [View all] WilliamPitt Jan 2014 OP

Given that he swears "good women" enlightenment Jan 2014 #1

Which do you think he prefers? get the red out Jan 2014 #2

Why is his name blurred out? snooper2 Jan 2014 #3

It's not blurred out. Dr. Strange Jan 2014 #16

Well, good heavens, then I'm going to hell!!! hamsterjill Jan 2014 #4

"Where do these sick fucks come up with this shit???!!!" WilliamPitt Jan 2014 #5

Yeah, the kind where most of the deacons are screwing the other deacons wives! hamsterjill Jan 2014 #6

or the other deacons. AmBlue Jan 2014 #145

Hee hee! hamsterjill Jan 2014 #147

Not any church I ever attended. dawg Jan 2014 #14

I've never heard that in church Niceguy1 Jan 2014 #126

I usually like what you post, even if I don't agree. badtoworse Jan 2014 #56

The kind of churches people like this attend WilliamPitt Jan 2014 #64

If you've actually heard rhetotic like that in Church,... badtoworse Jan 2014 #75

Good grief. LumosMaxima Jan 2014 #7

People have always like to fu_k brush Jan 2014 #59

Was that meant to be a joke? polichick Jan 2014 #8

It's probably sarcastic or trolling (I hope). Dash87 Jan 2014 #17

I hope too! polichick Jan 2014 #32

I think it was. I hope? Whisp Jan 2014 #49

If that's God's Plan, he sucks at design. eShirl Jan 2014 #9

And, as a woman Sissyk Jan 2014 #10

+1 burnsei sensei Jan 2014 #138

WTF did I just read? Shandris Jan 2014 #11

Perhaps he's a Poe? GoneOffShore Jan 2014 #12

I think so. nt. Mariana Jan 2014 #40

forgive me, but what's a Poe? salin Jan 2014 #67

. LadyHawkAZ Jan 2014 #74

thanks salin Jan 2014 #79

From the Urban Dictionary GoneOffShore Jan 2014 #87

Who on DU has said orgasms are evil? redqueen Jan 2014 #13

Are you guys using Firefox? randome Jan 2014 #20

I see the image... redqueen Jan 2014 #23

Whoops. I missed that! randome Jan 2014 #25

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah I am using Firefox and reading poor sad Jason's malaise Jan 2014 #84

LMAO! arcane1 Jan 2014 #33

ROFL gollygee Jan 2014 #46

I see what you did there. nt geek tragedy Jan 2014 #76

. Squinch Jan 2014 #110

I did know a guy who claimed women shouldn't have orgasms... TreasonousBastard Jan 2014 #15

one would think MissMillie Jan 2014 #91

That was my first thought, but.. TreasonousBastard Jan 2014 #116

I assume the only time HE wants to have sex is when HE wants to make a baby. patricia92243 Jan 2014 #18

It has to be snark, but... Wait Wut Jan 2014 #19

Couldn't keep a straight face when he said LittleBlue Jan 2014 #21

"A woman's job is to quietly receive her husband's seed." MadrasT Jan 2014 #22

Yeah, well it's that "quiet" part Le Taz Hot Jan 2014 #43

Perhaps he enjoys gags mythology Jan 2014 #142

Unbridled madness! HappyMe Jan 2014 #24

Carl's Demon-Haunted World made manifest through religion. Egalitarian Thug Jan 2014 #26

This simply has to be a joke. GreenEyedLefty Jan 2014 #27

Yeah, I think it is shenmue Jan 2014 #80

I think I remember reading a study that said the female orgasm helps with fertilization, Nye Bevan Jan 2014 #28

If demonic posession sarisataka Jan 2014 #29

Sex done wrong? keithbvadu2 May 2021 #148

I'm apparently doing the sex wrong. arcane1 Jan 2014 #30

I think my boyfriend must be a satanist! redqueen Jan 2014 #38

It's the only logical explanation. arcane1 Jan 2014 #44

Jason to English translation key LadyHawkAZ Jan 2014 #31

OMG that photo! Matariki Jan 2014 #81

I wonder how many ladies are lined up... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #83

Is that his mom looking over his shoulder? progressoid Jan 2014 #106

I think it is just sad that such people are so obsessed with sex and especially CTyankee Jan 2014 #34

I guess I have three questions ... 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #35

re: the second question, I'm thinking any woman involved with him redqueen Jan 2014 #50

One, where ... 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #51

Yeah, if we are gonna be serious, redqueen Jan 2014 #54

A "Poe"? n/t 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #55

When the parody or satire of an extremist position redqueen Jan 2014 #57

Gotcha! n/t 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2014 #68

The power drain was from the 40 year old Hoover BobUp Jan 2014 #63

This has to be a joke. Xyzse Jan 2014 #36

Did he forget the sarcasm thingy? WinkyDink Jan 2014 #37

Oh, i know this is just wrong, but I can't resist... Zorra Jan 2014 #39

Thanks, I needed the laugh today. n/t cinnabonbon Jan 2014 #41

I like evil Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2014 #42

So hard to believe that religion is being turned away from in droves. Lex Jan 2014 #45

Republicons are into extramarital diaper sex with hookers to get their kicks Berlum Jan 2014 #47

He must've been raised in Lubbock, TX. Tierra_y_Libertad Jan 2014 #48

Love that quote. Save that filthy sex for someone you love..... lumpy Jan 2014 #113

Another Christian who has not read the BIble or at least not the book named ... spin Jan 2014 #52

Any link to this. Cannot find it and have no clue why the name would be blurred. nt. NCTraveler Jan 2014 #53

I found "Jason's" YouTube page MrScorpio Jan 2014 #58

Question SamKnause Jan 2014 #62

Sent you a PM nt MrScorpio Jan 2014 #70

Reply SamKnause Jan 2014 #82

So is he really like this, or is this just satire? Squinch Jan 2014 #112

Wow. GreenEyedLefty Jan 2014 #123

I see BobUp Jan 2014 #60

I must be a bad, bad man then for trying to cause so many female orgasms!! n/t Lurks Often Jan 2014 #61

Either that BobUp Jan 2014 #65

Or a very happy one. In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #120

I think this must be snark. Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #66

This is what happens when Twitter Boom Sound 416 Jan 2014 #69

Sex EVOLVED to be pleasant so that animals would DO IT. Lots. kestrel91316 Jan 2014 #71

This has to be sarcasm 1000words Jan 2014 #72

Unless it's caused by Jesus jsr Jan 2014 #73

Who's having the orgasm here ? lumpy Jan 2014 #114

that is so hysterical! Where did it come from? CTyankee Jan 2014 #115

Jesus! Come enter me! Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #121

... nomorenomore08 Jan 2014 #124

Is this parody? It must be parody. Matariki Jan 2014 #77

Please tell me he's a disciple of Landover Baptist Church? herding cats Jan 2014 #78

Women don't need a man to have an orgasm upaloopa Jan 2014 #85

Can I get a drink and mstinamotorcity2 Jan 2014 #86

Elusive sometimes perhaps... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #88

Must be some kind of fundamentalist religious nut case mental illness. democratisphere Jan 2014 #89

With an attitude like that, I have a feeling that the only "dates" he is ever gonna catbyte Jan 2014 #90

her name is mstinamotorcity2 Jan 2014 #101

LOL catbyte Jan 2014 #103

God's plan? Well that explains the clitoris, and all those other nerve endings. AtheistCrusader Jan 2014 #92

I don't want to consume the drugs I would need to be on Mopar151 Jan 2014 #135

Go Ahead, Believe that imthevicar Jan 2014 #93

Just close your eyes Virginia sulphurdunn Jan 2014 #94

Odds are, this "Jason" is a lousy lay. DinahMoeHum Jan 2014 #95

Message auto-removed Name removed Jan 2014 #96

oh I thought you were going to do a fun op. you did not fool us. hrmjustin Jan 2014 #97

I suspect Jason doesn't have a girlfriend Tanelorn Jan 2014 #98

That has to be a joke ellie Jan 2014 #99

Nomad: Must sterilize! L0oniX Jan 2014 #100

Shakes head.... blackspade Jan 2014 #102

At least the good plastic blow up women he sleeps with don't orgasm. Agnosticsherbet Jan 2014 #104

"Lie still and think of England" Douglas Carpenter Jan 2014 #105

... RainDog Jan 2014 #107

STOP IT RAINDOG Skittles Jan 2014 #127

okay, something... heavenly RainDog Jan 2014 #132

SCHEDULING RAINDOG FOR ASS KICKING Skittles Jan 2014 #133

LOL RainDog Jan 2014 #134

Where in Christian theology is he getting this shit? Deep13 Jan 2014 #108

'a woman's job is to quietly receive her husband's seed'....bwahahahahahahaa spanone Jan 2014 #109

As if he were politely handing it to her in a ziplock bag. liberalmuse Jan 2014 #141

Sexual enjoyment is not part of God's plan? "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go astray". lumpy Jan 2014 #111

*brings out my clue bat* sakabatou Jan 2014 #117

I take it he's being sarcastic. CFLDem Jan 2014 #118

One can only hope etherealtruth Jan 2014 #122

Thumps Bible. Never read it. BarackTheVote Jan 2014 #119

I blame all the bigfoot porn. Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #125

These men aren't Sasquatches, Donny. They're Nihilists. opiate69 Jan 2014 #146

Ahh the Ole Two Jabs Jason. adirondacker Jan 2014 #128

Member of the "Minute Man Brigade" FreakinDJ Jan 2014 #129

Oh, there is NOTHING sexier to me than a woman having an orgasm n/t RandySF Jan 2014 #130

I am guessing Jason can't get laid tabbycat31 Jan 2014 #131

A creepy dude like that... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #136

wtf? mike_c Jan 2014 #137

Lol, jamzrockz Jan 2014 #139

Posted 1 month ago??? LiberalElite Jan 2014 #140

Jason D*** is a troll Glassunion Jan 2014 #143

This is one sick fuck. Enthusiast Jan 2014 #144