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Things I heard at the Southwest gate today... [View all]
Last edited Mon Jan 13, 2014, 09:45 PM - Edit history (1)
"Thank you for flying Southwest. I hope you find your way to your gate!"
"It's been a pleasure serving you. Oh, and I have some cheap Neil Diamond tickets for the first five people in my brother's minivan."
"Branford...Cornfield...who knew?"
"Damn...just seventy more pounds of jet fuel and we could have made it."
"What are you bitching about? We didn't charge you for your luggage!"
(Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your poster.)
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