In regards to the guy who took 25 minutes to die in agony

[tkmorris]

33. We should have tortured him slower

Maybe force him to swallow a starving rat that eats him from the inside out. Lower him an inch an hour into an acid bath. Maybe surgically remove his fingers, without anesthetic, one by one. Then his toes. Then his arms, but only a couple of inches at a time, and with a doctor attending to make sure the injuries aren't lethal. Then we can mash his testicles over and over with small hammers, until they turn into paste. Then we can go to work on his legs, slicing off small strips one by one which we then grill in front of him and feed to hungry dogs which we keep on chains which are JUST not quite long enough to reach him. Of course we will pull his fingernails out one by one with visegrips before we apply a very slow drill to his eyeballs. We'll remove his tongue, piece by bloody piece, and then cauterize the stump. Then, when left with nothing but a living torso, we can slice open his belly so his entrails cascade out. Of course he will try hard to keep them in but he will inevitably fail (no hands, HAHAHA!). This will allow our chained dogs to feed on his intestines, which will surely kill him, albeit slowly.

Justice is served!

OP: It isn't about who he is, or whether we sympathize with him. It's about who WE are. Who do you want to be?