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Zambero

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5. Did unfortunate victims realize what was being served on the train?

Sat Jan 18, 2014, 11:48 AM

Jan 2014

Too bad about the crash and all. Victims and families would certainly have grounds for a major class action lawsuit here. Unbeknownst to them, they and their loved ones were being served flavored and color-enhanced carbonated water, in other words a bogus imitation beverage commonly known as "Coors". The thought of so many revelers being hoodwinked into a fraud of such massive proportion is tragic news indeed. Possessing advanced technology sufficient to harness massive amounts of energy from frigid polar air masses, it boggles the mind that the company in question did not have the means to manufacture the basic commodity known to many over the centuries as "beer".

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Hundreds feared dead in Coors Light Party Train crash. [View all] A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 OP

This is from the Onion n/t leftyladyfrommo Jan 2014 #1

Figure that out all by yourself there, did ya? n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #2

No. I'm from Missouri. leftyladyfrommo Jan 2014 #4

"Don't worry, there's a million more where they came from" -- Eleanors38 Jan 2014 #3

LOLOLOLOL! Jazzgirl Jan 2014 #15

Is there an on-line site showing those cartoons? Eleanors38 Jan 2014 #23

Did unfortunate victims realize what was being served on the train? Zambero Jan 2014 #5

Posted this important news in LBN. Then I self deleted it. Kaleva Jan 2014 #6

LOL...really? A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #7

Thought it'd be a pretty good joke to post in LBN Kaleva Jan 2014 #8

Got ya..ok LOL A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #10

Yes. I wonder how many SOP alerts that generated the short time it was up. Kaleva Jan 2014 #12

Well, apparently this got alerted on... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #24

Your OP got alerted on? Kaleva Jan 2014 #25

Yup. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #26

ffs In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #29

Uh-oh, DA is on vacation. pintobean Jan 2014 #9

OMG what sort pipi_k Jan 2014 #11

LOL...glad you liked it! n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #13

They sure know how to make a big party look like a bad accident Coyotl Jan 2014 #14

Well damn - I guess that destroys any hope of ever getting high speed rail petronius Jan 2014 #16

Naaah...since it was a magical train that ran without rails.... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #18

Whew, that's a relief! Thank god for the hard-working patriots at Coors! petronius Jan 2014 #20

"What would we ever do without them?" A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #21

Or high speed ale JVS Jan 2014 #30

Great!!! PCIntern Jan 2014 #17

LOL A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #19

I don't know... PCIntern Jan 2014 #22

Hey man I loved it. Sometimes you just gotta pick your days to come on here. Snotcicles Jan 2014 #50

!!! Jamastiene Jan 2014 #27

YAY! Another DU'er with a sense of humor! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #28

This is so stupid it was not worth the effort to post it, Jenoch Jan 2014 #31

Uneeda sensayuma! Nt PCIntern Jan 2014 #32

And yet, here you are! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #34

you need a beer... ProdigalJunkMail Jan 2014 #36

But what happened to the boring BBQ that Coors was rushing to save?! Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #33

It may have been overrun by frozen, bikinia clad train passengers. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #35

Might i suggest all parody sites be posted to the Lounge? mainer Jan 2014 #37

I'm just going to chalk this one up to.... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #38

I'm OUTRAGED!!! How dare you. I'm telling on you. Alert Alert Alert NightWatcher Jan 2014 #39

Ummmm......I walked here. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #40

um, sure NightWatcher Jan 2014 #41

Cool A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #42

Damage? Easy to fix .. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2014 #43

LOL...glad you liked it! n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #48

Why the fuck wasn't the train running on tracks? Dr. Strange Jan 2014 #44

You just can not regulate 27,000 MPH magic trains. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #47

Don't over regulate. Compromise, strap a diaper on that dude. Snotcicles Jan 2014 #52

Were the train on the way to the Secret Alpine, er, Rocky Mountain party redoubt? Octafish Jan 2014 #45

Yosh and Stan! Yay! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #46

Awesome! Octafish Jan 2014 #51

One of the best Onion pranks ever Renew Deal Jan 2014 #49