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Dr. Strange

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44. Why the fuck wasn't the train running on tracks?

Sun Jan 19, 2014, 11:50 AM

Jan 2014

This is why we need regulation!

I haven't been this upset since Geico started allowing camels to roam their buildings unattended!

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Hundreds feared dead in Coors Light Party Train crash. [View all] A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 OP

This is from the Onion n/t leftyladyfrommo Jan 2014 #1

Figure that out all by yourself there, did ya? n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #2

No. I'm from Missouri. leftyladyfrommo Jan 2014 #4

"Don't worry, there's a million more where they came from" -- Eleanors38 Jan 2014 #3

LOLOLOLOL! Jazzgirl Jan 2014 #15

Is there an on-line site showing those cartoons? Eleanors38 Jan 2014 #23

Did unfortunate victims realize what was being served on the train? Zambero Jan 2014 #5

Posted this important news in LBN. Then I self deleted it. Kaleva Jan 2014 #6

LOL...really? A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #7

Thought it'd be a pretty good joke to post in LBN Kaleva Jan 2014 #8

Got ya..ok LOL A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #10

Yes. I wonder how many SOP alerts that generated the short time it was up. Kaleva Jan 2014 #12

Well, apparently this got alerted on... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #24

Your OP got alerted on? Kaleva Jan 2014 #25

Yup. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #26

ffs In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #29

Uh-oh, DA is on vacation. pintobean Jan 2014 #9

OMG what sort pipi_k Jan 2014 #11

LOL...glad you liked it! n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #13

They sure know how to make a big party look like a bad accident Coyotl Jan 2014 #14

Well damn - I guess that destroys any hope of ever getting high speed rail petronius Jan 2014 #16

Naaah...since it was a magical train that ran without rails.... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #18

Whew, that's a relief! Thank god for the hard-working patriots at Coors! petronius Jan 2014 #20

"What would we ever do without them?" A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #21

Or high speed ale JVS Jan 2014 #30

Great!!! PCIntern Jan 2014 #17

LOL A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #19

I don't know... PCIntern Jan 2014 #22

Hey man I loved it. Sometimes you just gotta pick your days to come on here. Snotcicles Jan 2014 #50

!!! Jamastiene Jan 2014 #27

YAY! Another DU'er with a sense of humor! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #28

This is so stupid it was not worth the effort to post it, Jenoch Jan 2014 #31

Uneeda sensayuma! Nt PCIntern Jan 2014 #32

And yet, here you are! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #34

you need a beer... ProdigalJunkMail Jan 2014 #36

But what happened to the boring BBQ that Coors was rushing to save?! Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #33

It may have been overrun by frozen, bikinia clad train passengers. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #35

Might i suggest all parody sites be posted to the Lounge? mainer Jan 2014 #37

I'm just going to chalk this one up to.... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #38

I'm OUTRAGED!!! How dare you. I'm telling on you. Alert Alert Alert NightWatcher Jan 2014 #39

Ummmm......I walked here. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #40

um, sure NightWatcher Jan 2014 #41

Cool A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #42

Damage? Easy to fix .. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2014 #43

LOL...glad you liked it! n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #48

Why the fuck wasn't the train running on tracks? Dr. Strange Jan 2014 #44

You just can not regulate 27,000 MPH magic trains. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #47

Don't over regulate. Compromise, strap a diaper on that dude. Snotcicles Jan 2014 #52

Were the train on the way to the Secret Alpine, er, Rocky Mountain party redoubt? Octafish Jan 2014 #45

Yosh and Stan! Yay! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2014 #46

Awesome! Octafish Jan 2014 #51

One of the best Onion pranks ever Renew Deal Jan 2014 #49