For those in warmer climes, a description of an urban snow emergency:

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8. Winter in the warmer climes:

One inch of now is forecast, schools are closed before the first flake falls. Everyone develops a sudden craving for french toast and clears the store shelves of milk, bread and eggs.

Sleep late and try to have a snowball fight with rapidly melting remnants of snow. Build a fire and put it out promptly because you're sweating. Bonus points if you grew up in the midwest and can bitch and moan about all of the idiot southern drivers.