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krispos42

(49,445 posts)
117. Ah... some nostalgia
Fri Jan 24, 2014, 01:01 AM
Jan 2014

A destroyer squadron hunting the high seas for a hazard to navigation, a small passenger liner adrift in the North Atlantic shipping lanes. Plowing through the gray rolling waves, the swift, lean destroyers search for their prey. Lookouts on the bridge wings scanning the horizon with binoculars while salt spray periodically breaks over the bow.

Then, a dark spot on the horizon! The agile destroyer turns sharply and puts on speed, slicing through the water as black smoke streams out of the stacks. The dark spot moves aimlessly, making no effort to escape or attack. The captain orders the signalman to issue a challenge; an Aldis lamp flutters repeatedly as dits and dahs flow across the sullen sea.

With no response forthcoming, the captain orders action stations, and the destroyer echoes with alarms and footsteps as the crew prepares for battle.

Finally, the dark spot resolves into the derelict vessel. One of the destroyer's guns firing a warning shot; a spout of water appears a couple of hundred yards to the side of the derelict, and a distant "crack" of explosion is heard by the anti-aircraft crews.

With no reply forthcoming, no signs of life, and the potential for attack from a lurking German submarine, the captain orders "put her on the bottom smartly". The destroyer heals sharply and changes course by 45 degrees, bringing the rear turret into play.

At the captain's command, the three turrets opened up on the derelict. The battle-hardened crews sweating and swearing in their steel shells pumped round after round at the abandoned ship. Six long-barreled naval rifles pounded away, raising waterspouts all around the ship.

A 4.7" shell hits, sending debris flying in to the air. "B" turret has the range now, and a second shell detonates inside the stricken vessel seconds later. The flurry of shell spouts is tightening around the doomed ship. "X" turret finds the range, slamming a round through the forecastle that splits open the deck plates.

More shells pound home as all three turrets start scoring hits. The fifty-pound shells tear great chunks out of the superstructure and rip hull plates off. One of them kindles a fire from a ruptured fuel tank, and thick oily smoke joins the gray puffs of detonating high-explosives in obscuring the doomed vessel.

The empty ship is riding lower in the water now as cold, gray seawater gushed through ruptured seams and into the bilges. Rats and cockroaches, the only occupants of the liner, swarmed in the rising waters, desperately seeking safely in a hailstorm of shell fragments and steel splinters. Rodent corpses sloshed, killed by the shock waves of the 4.7-inch shells.

There was no safety to be found, though, as the structure of the ship, compromised by multiple explosive blasts, began to lose cohesion. Riding low in the water, she began to list, her upper works tilting towards the rapidly approaching destroyer. The gunnery crews continued to fire as fast as possible, inter-turret rivalry pushing each crew to challenge the nominal firing rate of 10 rounds per minute, per gun.

Finally, though, the captain ordered his crews to cease fire, and only a couple of minutes later the gunfire-ravaged wreck slid under the waves a final time. The destroyer's captain secured the ship from action stations, the quartermaster marked the location in the log, and the turret crews, hot, sweaty, and partially deaf, began the job of cleaning up the spent shell casings and swabbing out the naval rifles.

The destroyer swept past the small oil slick and debris field that, for a few hours, would be the last marker of the lost sea. Turning north-east, the sleek warship resumed combat patrol.

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Free target practice for the British Navy, I guess... Blue_Tires Jan 2014 #1
Yep. Sink it. Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #6
I so agree with you. RiffRandell Jan 2014 #64
Hell, YOU can have a Babylonian Sex Biscuit! Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #72
Mmmmmmmmm ... taboo biscuit. 1000words Jan 2014 #114
That is what I'm thinking. madaboutharry Jan 2014 #22
They don't usually sink ships without first stripping them of all possible pollutants. n/t cherokeeprogressive Jan 2014 #33
Yes...you go first... PCIntern Jan 2014 #51
Not exactly true. Xithras Jan 2014 #101
A ship, or a boat? cherokeeprogressive Jan 2014 #112
The whole idea is to prevent it from getting to shore where the rats could get off. Angleae Jan 2014 #119
Helicopter... rat poison... it's not that difficult to imagine ways to kill the rats. Snakes? n/t cherokeeprogressive Jan 2014 #120
The rats are covered by being below decks, there's no guarantee you get all of them or even most. Angleae Jan 2014 #124
Boats and ships have sank for thousands of years. Xithras Jan 2014 #139
Send it to DAVY JONE'S LOCKER... AsahinaKimi Jan 2014 #66
I wonder if sharks can get rabies? demwing Jan 2014 #115
A Rabid infested Great White Shark... AsahinaKimi Jan 2014 #116
Yep, definitely a job for the British Navy. Brigid Jan 2014 #99
Send the HMS Pinafore ananda Jan 2014 #128
diseased cannibal rats? Cali_Democrat Jan 2014 #2
The cap'n is named Mickey flamingdem Jan 2014 #34
"I'm the Captain now." pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #130
I think we have them too! RNC conventions? Sounds familiar! n/t RKP5637 Jan 2014 #55
Yanno . . . Brigid Jan 2014 #100
Or the flagship band for the new Cannibal Metal genre. bluesbassman Jan 2014 #129
Now, that's a headline! 1000words Jan 2014 #3
No doubt by the Grateful Dead BarbaRosa Jan 2014 #49
Maybe, maybe not. Cannibalism is not a stable ecosystem cthulu2016 Jan 2014 #4
Quiet! onehandle Jan 2014 #7
. Xyzse Jan 2014 #13
I like what he likes ... 1000words Jan 2014 #17
sceenplay? SCantiGOP Jan 2014 #36
There's movies about flying piranhas. I think your screenplay is safe. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2014 #53
Better yet, make them zombie rats. Beacool Jan 2014 #92
When has logic or science every stopped any other Hollywood screenwriter? alarimer Jan 2014 #138
It depends on how much food they started out with Jenoch Jan 2014 #14
One thing we know is that the calories in the young cthulu2016 Jan 2014 #18
Survival Of The Fittest..... global1 Jan 2014 #32
Directed by Uwe Boll. Starring Dean Cain. chrisa Jan 2014 #5
It will probably be on SyFy Channel by next week CrawlingChaos Jan 2014 #12
They could always see if Erik Estrada is busy. This might be his type of movie. chrisa Jan 2014 #15
And Pauly Shore as ... 1000words Jan 2014 #26
Ratnado!? villager Jan 2014 #24
^^^ winner flamingdem Jan 2014 #62
That's the first thing I thought. "This is a MOVIE!" trof Jan 2014 #54
The only pair that can possibly do this justice are Trey Parker and Matt Stone jmowreader Jan 2014 #109
The next big A&E series...nt Wounded Bear Jan 2014 #8
As Judy Collins once sang: "Send in the drones." randome Jan 2014 #9
They laughed until their buboes turned black..... WinkyDink Jan 2014 #10
That is what I was thinking. This could be one of those old movies all we need is to have the ship jwirr Jan 2014 #38
I think it was "Dracula"! WinkyDink Jan 2014 #75
Ghost ships fascinate me Bonx Jan 2014 #11
When I was a kid, I thought that the 'Flying Dutchman' was probably real. onehandle Jan 2014 #16
Me too. Squinch Jan 2014 #46
Or rat ship full of cannibal ghosts... cannibal ship full of ghost rats cthulu2016 Jan 2014 #19
first one, then the other. eggplant Jan 2014 #59
Hasn't this already been done rocktivity Jan 2014 #20
It is an Ancient Mariner, and the rats are eating he. riqster Jan 2014 #21
Ghost ship with cannibal rats? Blue Idaho Jan 2014 #23
You would think someone would want to scrap it. Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2014 #25
Imagine passing her in the atlantic.. adrift.. abandoned.. empty.. X_Digger Jan 2014 #27
The GOP 2016 primary is going full speed ahead! nt geek tragedy Jan 2014 #28
... TwilightGardener Jan 2014 #80
I smell a rat flamingdem Jan 2014 #29
or strawberry tart without so much rat in it muriel_volestrangler Jan 2014 #56
Now I'm starting to feel a little peckish for some rat sorbet Art_from_Ark Jan 2014 #127
Slimy things did crawl with legs upon the slimy sea. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #30
Burn it with fire before it reaches the coast. Beacool Jan 2014 #31
This has potential 1000words Jan 2014 #35
We'll need lots of marshmallows and long sticks. Beacool Jan 2014 #37
Mmmmmmmmm .... rat S'mores 1000words Jan 2014 #39
They'll probably look like this. Beacool Jan 2014 #44
I've heard cui is tasty 1000words Jan 2014 #52
They gross me out just looking at them. Beacool Jan 2014 #90
A lot to be said for presentation 1000words Jan 2014 #94
Imagine eating this........ Beacool Jan 2014 #96
Yeah, right it's empty ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jan 2014 #40
Nosferatu!! Beacool Jan 2014 #50
Someone took me to a run-down theater in the 70s that showed silents and had an organ player. El_Johns Jan 2014 #118
Mina Murray’s Journal: muriel_volestrangler Jan 2014 #58
see, this is why DU rules. BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2014 #73
This joint has some book learned people. Beacool Jan 2014 #95
^^ for the win!! ^^ Myrina Jan 2014 #61
Did we lose the recipe for tug boats? Kelvin Mace Jan 2014 #41
How do you get rats off an island? ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jan 2014 #42
Great idea for a horror movie! Lint Head Jan 2014 #43
Cooool....n/t PasadenaTrudy Jan 2014 #45
Time to release the kraken? nt sufrommich Jan 2014 #47
So Congress is on recess? mindwalker_i Jan 2014 #48
. . . Triana Jan 2014 #65
So how IS the National Review's annual cruise going this year? JHB Jan 2014 #57
You win the thread. Maybe even the internets. muriel_volestrangler Jan 2014 #60
^^^^^ ROTFL ^^^^ alittlelark Jan 2014 #68
lulz... Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 #122
Cannibal rats, they're not just in Trenton flamingdem Jan 2014 #63
LOL n/t lordsummerisle Jan 2014 #86
Damn. Now I feel terrible for the poor rats. Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #67
I do, too. Not that I want them to go ashore, but I hate seeing any animal suffer. TwilightGardener Jan 2014 #81
Yes ... Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #145
Must be The Ted Cruz line with his passengers of Teathugs. Let it sink. kairos12 Jan 2014 #69
FEAR!!! FEAR!!! FEAR!!! Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2014 #70
well..... spanone Jan 2014 #71
You gotta love the "Hair Guy/" (n/t) spin Jan 2014 #87
The survivor rat will be the next Republican Presidential nominee... hunter Jan 2014 #74
Nor any cheese to eat. WinkyDink Jan 2014 #76
Sounds like a Libertarian paradise... Jerry442 Jan 2014 #77
tee hee! flamingdem Jan 2014 #93
"Snakes on a cruise ship", staring Samuel L Jackson ?? JoePhilly Jan 2014 #78
thundership angrychair Jan 2014 #79
huh? I should think the salvage would be considerable.... mike_c Jan 2014 #82
Must be a record for DU.. pangaia Jan 2014 #83
such a waste dembotoz Jan 2014 #84
thanks for all the comments lordsummerisle Jan 2014 #85
me too … one of the best threads in a long time. shireen Jan 2014 #123
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? Historic NY Jan 2014 #88
Ewww, too close. Beacool Jan 2014 #91
"Cannibal rats" is a trifle harsh. "Swiftian rodents," please. nyquil_man Jan 2014 #89
Are you the PR guy for the rats? Beacool Jan 2014 #97
Someone has to speak for these stateless creatures. nyquil_man Jan 2014 #98
Ummm.. How about sending out a few ships to attach tow lines, and then SoCalDem Jan 2014 #102
That is what I was thinking. texanwitch Jan 2014 #103
IIRC there was 2naSalit Jan 2014 #104
"Ahoy, me maties!" randome Jan 2014 #105
Sounds like the Nisshin Maru, only smaller. flvegan Jan 2014 #106
one torpedo AngryAmish Jan 2014 #107
If only... krispos42 Jan 2014 #108
WTF do you think this is? 1940? onehandle Jan 2014 #111
Ah... some nostalgia krispos42 Jan 2014 #117
This is a shameless ploy to deflect attention from the Bieber story pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #110
I can see this story in another SyFy channel movie Larkspur Jan 2014 #113
Subject win of the day...nt Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 #121
Did everyone miss the part where ManiacJoe Jan 2014 #125
That's just what the ghost ship cannibal rats want us to think. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #126
Not Zombie rats, right? underpants Jan 2014 #131
You just have to remember that with zombie rats you double trap. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #133
Blame Canada davidpdx Jan 2014 #132
We could have overlooked the cannibal rats, but did they have... pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #134
Sounds like delayed payback for centuries of British impirialism MrScorpio Jan 2014 #135
Scotland is ready for them pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #136
Kill it with fire. WilliamPitt Jan 2014 #137
Let's shoot it into space and aim it toward the sun. cbdo2007 Jan 2014 #140
"How many times have we told you, Manuel?!" randome Jan 2014 #141
We mustn't let the rats reach land! Those creatures, alien to our fair lands, would devour all!!! lumberjack_jeff Jan 2014 #142
Sounds like a job for Gilligan Lifelong Protester Jan 2014 #143
Ghost ship full of cannibal rats FrodosPet Jan 2014 #144
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