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189. Saran Wrap. Thus spake the 2000 year old man:

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 12:03 AM

Jan 2014

» REINER: In the 2,000 years you’ve lived, you’ve seen a lot of changes.
» BROOKS: Certainly.
» REINER: What is the biggest change you’ve seen?
» BROOKS: In 2,000 years, the greatest thing mankind ever devised, I think, in my humble opinion, is Saran Wrap. You can put a sandwich in it. You can look through it. You can touch it. You can put it over your face and you can fool around and everything. It’s so good and cute. You can wrap it up. I love it. You can put three olives in it and make a little one. You can put 10 sandwiches in it and make a big Saran Wrap. Whatever you want. It clings and sticks. It’s great. You can look right through it.”
» REINER: You equate this with man’s discovery of space?
» BROOKS: Dat was good.

http://m.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2009/11/16/carl-reiner-mel-brooks-2000-year-old-man/

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