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jberryhill

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4. When you are reduced to bragging about your masturbatory exploits...

Tue Jan 28, 2014, 01:08 AM

Jan 2014

...that's just really pathetic.

"Hey, you see that hot chick over there? I met her yesterday."

"Oh yeah? Did she sleep with you?"

"No, but I jerked off five times!"

I mean.... that is some fucked up shit right there.

Golly, by that standard, me and about millions of other teenage boys got it on with Farah Fawcett at least once a day for about three years straight in the 1970's.

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Military commander used official email system to decribe masturbation after meeting congresswoman [View all] RandySF Jan 2014 OP

Hmmmmm........leading by example? GP6971 Jan 2014 #1

How humiliating for THEM. What idiot-assholes. They're disgraces to their uniforms. nt MADem Jan 2014 #2

Tip of the iceberg jsr Jan 2014 #3

When you are reduced to bragging about your masturbatory exploits... jberryhill Jan 2014 #4

That guy has authority to quash all rape prosecutions geek tragedy Jan 2014 #6

Jesus jberryhill Jan 2014 #7

What a wanker. nt geek tragedy Jan 2014 #8

and we were told it 2naSalit Jan 2014 #11

Incompetence breeds stupidity warrior1 Jan 2014 #5

And jerking off three times a day doesn't help jberryhill Jan 2014 #9

I think I knew these guys in junior high school. Comrade Grumpy Jan 2014 #10

Gad. El_Johns Jan 2014 #12