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MADem

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47. The thigh comes in handy as a platform, if there's no hook!
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 03:52 AM
Feb 2014

For trouser wearers, it's either take those pants halfway off and balance the removed leg in a bunch on the thigh, or be very careful as to how far one pulls those trousers down. It's like a damn geometry exercise! For those in a skirt, either hike the thing up and tuck it into its own waistband, or pull it up over the head!

I look for a hook--it's easier to just take off anything ya don't want to get wet! Sometimes, you can wedge your clothing into the grab bar but one has to be careful that it's secured so it doesn't drop on the filthy floor! Bombs away!!!!

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So I'm guessing the bottom right one is no injecting yourself with a syringe Common Sense Party Feb 2014 #1
Either that, or it looks like the figure is about to throw a bomb into the toilet. calimary Feb 2014 #5
I thought it was "no playing" savalez Feb 2014 #6
perhaps that is a toy boat he was gonna float in the toilet with the logs 2pooped2pop Feb 2014 #34
Glory hole came to mind. aikoaiko Feb 2014 #9
Good to know someone is on the samepage as me... giftedgirl77 Feb 2014 #27
You're dirty minded. I like you. xfundy Feb 2014 #28
It looks like: No writing on the Walls to me. Whisp Feb 2014 #15
No baseball GreatCaesarsGhost Feb 2014 #18
No "wide stance" ? tridim Feb 2014 #30
Men can't pee standing up? (n/t) leftynyc Feb 2014 #2
There looks to be "splatter" in the left side of the picture... Mike Daniels Feb 2014 #19
Less splatter and keeps the bathroom cleaner. Luminous Animal Feb 2014 #22
Perhaps they have German style toilets. MicaelS Feb 2014 #23
SITZPINKEL! OMG! I LOVE that word! nt tblue37 Feb 2014 #26
OMG, that is one of the most hilarious articles I've ever read! MADem Feb 2014 #48
Typical rule on trains in Europe as well as other public areas. MADem Feb 2014 #31
If you have ever shined a black light... 3catwoman3 Feb 2014 #38
"Take a seat" is the custom in my family, anyway. MADem Feb 2014 #45
And why no fishing? Duer 157099 Feb 2014 #3
at least masturbation is okay! snooper2 Feb 2014 #4
Well, it is the best place to catch brown trout! zappaman Feb 2014 #40
You and me going fishing in the pot NightWatcher Feb 2014 #7
You can't vomit in the toilet? Where would they prefer you throw up? Laffy Kat Feb 2014 #8
I think that is Aerows Feb 2014 #10
Does anyone REALLY... 3catwoman3 Feb 2014 #11
? Aerows Feb 2014 #35
Oh. That's different. Nevermind. Laffy Kat Feb 2014 #20
When I worked the '84 Olympics in LA at the UCLA venue as a security guard, we were warned... Tikki Feb 2014 #12
And how about the... 3catwoman3 Feb 2014 #13
Are there live fish in the toilet bowls in Russia? VanillaRhapsody Feb 2014 #14
They have puking into the toilet, but they don't have drinking out of it jakeXT Feb 2014 #16
That sucks Glassunion Feb 2014 #17
So the top right one is "Don't piss out marbles?" Blue_Tires Feb 2014 #21
It's supposed to be splatter gaspee Feb 2014 #24
No fishing in the toilet? Vashta Nerada Feb 2014 #25
What does #4 (second down in the right and column) mean? nt tblue37 Feb 2014 #29
Do not attempt to use a throne-style toilet as a bomb site one...! MADem Feb 2014 #32
No relaxing and reading a good book on one of those things. GoCubsGo Feb 2014 #39
You'd be surprised....! MADem Feb 2014 #42
No squatting on the toilet seat starroute Feb 2014 #33
The caption kind of cracked me up Aerows Feb 2014 #36
You don't understand misery... 3catwoman3 Feb 2014 #37
You need a bucket and a grab bar or two! MADem Feb 2014 #43
As a woman... 3catwoman3 Feb 2014 #46
The thigh comes in handy as a platform, if there's no hook! MADem Feb 2014 #47
Squatty potty! zappaman Feb 2014 #41
Japanese squat toilets are going out of favor Art_from_Ark Feb 2014 #49
The middle right one is understandable jmowreader Feb 2014 #44
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