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skydive forever

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16. You have it all wrong

Reply to Purveyor (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 08:16 PM

Feb 2014

If I were gay I would go in there with my boyfriend, acting as straight as possible. Order the most expensive meal he has on the menu, then after we ate, I'd just give my boyfriend a great big kiss. At that point we'd get kicked out with a free meal in our bellies.

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Oklahoma Restaurant That Won’t Serve ‘F*ggots’ Gets Internet Push As ‘Best Gay Bar’ [View all] Purveyor Feb 2014 OP

ohhh myyyyyyyy Pretzel_Warrior Feb 2014 #1

god how funny. I just hope someone gay doesn't go there and get hurt because they miss the humor roguevalley Feb 2014 #19

true. hopefully all are clued in. I am sure the decor and clientele would reveal Pretzel_Warrior Feb 2014 #20

Tuesday night is "Bear Night!" pepperbear Feb 2014 #21

hahaha. I didn't know what a Bear was until 2013 Pretzel_Warrior Feb 2014 #22

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! JoePhilly Feb 2014 #2

AWESOME!!! Cali_Democrat Feb 2014 #3

I checked out yelp & facebook for this establishment giftedgirl77 Feb 2014 #4

That's great! Hopefully it really does become the best gay bar. cui bono Feb 2014 #5

Typical guy with no female friends: He considers sex with a woman to be "violating her". Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2014 #23

Just as long as nobody walks in thinking it really IS a safe place for gays Hekate Feb 2014 #6

The Empire strikes back! sheshe2 Feb 2014 #7

I wonder if Dan Savage had anything to do with this. DamnYankeeInHouston Feb 2014 #8

BWAHAHAHAHAHA L0oniX Feb 2014 #9

Serves him right. blkmusclmachine Feb 2014 #10

I have a problem with this. Not that they are doing this to the owner. Rather, silvershadow Feb 2014 #11

Gay people are not stupid. MADem Feb 2014 #28

It's Even Worse... BodieTown Feb 2014 #12

Freaking DYING here! hatrack Feb 2014 #27

That's Rich! adirondacker Feb 2014 #29

Bunch of gay themed pics back up again. cui bono Feb 2014 #31

And he has this secret ability to determine who is gay? aggiesal Feb 2014 #13

Yes, you wear a hat inside at his resturant CatholicEdHead Feb 2014 #18

So if I wear my baseball hat inside his restaurant . . . aggiesal Feb 2014 #30

Yep CatholicEdHead Feb 2014 #33

Flash Mob lobodons Feb 2014 #14

Another tactic is to use restaurant review websites Coyotl Feb 2014 #15

You have it all wrong skydive forever Feb 2014 #16

Reminds me of this oldie but goodie. muntrv Feb 2014 #17

It's Enid Oklahoma XOKCowboy Feb 2014 #24

Michael Moore needs to dust off the Sodomobile.... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2014 #25

Guess he'll have to hang a sign out front no tea baggers welcome! LOL RKP5637 Feb 2014 #26

Time to bomb that place Blue Owl Feb 2014 #32