Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue : 50 Years of Women's Objectification

[The Straight Story]

192. I'll make sure I send those three ladies tweets to shame them for their evil ways

Next time the should wear burkas out in public so men won't look at them.

Much better days for women in America when they had less rights and we could force them to wear one pieces that covered up everything.

Some long for the days of controlling women and until they will just shame them into submission.

Why should they be shamed? Let me list the reasons:

1. They aided men by posing, thus they intentionally worked to hurt all women in the world with their bikinis.

2. They look, what many would call, pretty ( I know, I know- that is a misogynist term and should be stricken from the language). This means others will look at them (men eye rape them all day, women look at them and see victims of great evil who need saving from their looks). These women actually got paid to be looked at and thus stabbed the feminist movement in the back. This great evil deed cannot go unchallenged by the great minds of today.

3. They weren't tricked, they were competing with others for this job. Possibly forced into it because there were no other jobs available (that would be us men, we had a planning session about all this that only affects women models) but they may have not been. They are aiding the idea that some people find women like them attractive and worse yet - and I do mean this is the most insane terrible thing you will find on earth - some looked at them and thought about sex. I know. Makes you want to hit them with a bible. They knew some people might find them sexually appealing and they still did this? What is wrong with people? Don't they know what finding someone sexy does to them?

We should all be upset that human females wear skimpy clothes that men can see. It is unnatural to look at women in such a state. I have been won over to the cause and will work diligently to expose the great conspiracies of our time. People being sexually attracted to one another and enjoying seeing that needs to be addressed and all our energies should focus on this problem (We should join up with Ken Ham, he would probably help).

Maybe we should petition to have all men and women who don't agree with our assessments banned as sexist pigs (because if they don't always agree and act without sin they are women hating sexist members). New members should have a test. Show a photo, like the cover we are talking about, on the sign up page and one of a woman in a burka and ask them to check which one they like best. If they like seeing the bikini lady they are rejected because they support using women and thus hate them all.

Once everyone is banned we will have a nice small group left. Call it history of DU or something.