"The market" seems to demand women have asses like prepubescent boys

[HockeyMom]

63. Sometimes looking like a prepubescent boy can be an advantage

As in when there was child molester casing your neighborhood. I stayed with the neighborhood kids while they waited for their bus. A car stopped across the street. A young man rolled down his window and starting calling out to the kids trying to coax them with a ride to school in his car.

I sat on the ground by a tree, took my daughter's notebook out of her backpack, and wrote down his plate number. He must have thought I was one of the kids because of my small size and the way I was dressed. I whispered to the kids not to talk to him but just talk to each other as if nothing was wrong. If he got out of the car, I would confront him. Yes, he did get out of his car, and started walking towards the kids still asking if they wanted a ride. I got up and walked towards him. Excuse me, but if my DAUGHTER, or any of her friends needs a ride, I WILL drive them. Once he saw I was adult and not a kid, he ran back to his car, and sped away with his tires screeching.

I called the police, gave them his plate number, and his description. The creep was never seen around our neighborhood again.

Yes, looking like a little boy can be a good thing.