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MrMickeysMom

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106. Ahhhh, hate mail....

Wed Mar 21, 2012, 10:20 PM

Mar 2012

Yes, that's right... keep staying up late in your mom's basement pounding out those gems! It just could keep you from being obsessed with the size of your penis, or gunning down another progressive member of Congress, or anyone wandering around your gated community who looks like Whoopi Goldberg.

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Humpday Hatemail! [View all] EarlG Mar 2012 OP

LOL@reply #1!!!! Rex Mar 2012 #1

Someone schould learn to spell or keep their oppions to themself. pinto Mar 2012 #2

... Rhiannon12866 Mar 2012 #44

Warped oppions! Get yer warped oppions right here! ZenLefty Mar 2012 #81

Warped oppions! CottonBear Mar 2012 #132

It takes an uncommon mind . . . gratuitous Mar 2012 #3

I only saw letters... in caps. Lost-in-FL Mar 2012 #14

Himda fob nech. Qin luofto, mandeich lanna dei JHB Mar 2012 #80

That's exactly why I thought. Lost-in-FL Mar 2012 #82

Nee Paulie Mar 2012 #114

I understood every word nxylas Mar 2012 #134

I actually felt kind of sorry for that writer. surrealAmerican Mar 2012 #89

Honestly, it sounds like people I am familiar with Gore1FL Mar 2012 #103

"I have seen websites with circus midgets and animals" zappaman Mar 2012 #4

I thought he was discussing his porn preferences. gkhouston Mar 2012 #109

He did note that he has witnessed a lot of asses. Chiyo-chichi Mar 2012 #141

A prompt FU to you, EarlG. Iggo Mar 2012 #5

Oh yeah? EarlG Mar 2012 #8

That's a "promt" FU, thank you very much gratuitous Mar 2012 #26

Outed by my own education! Iggo Mar 2012 #31

This whole string of conversation Aerows Mar 2012 #46

I always knew you were an elitist socialist!!! Rex Mar 2012 #49

Aren't promts made by Foxconn? n/t gkhouston Mar 2012 #110

CAN'T read them all; sorry you have to! elleng Mar 2012 #6

Ewwww... a penil amoeba??? Lost-in-FL Mar 2012 #7

Not possible. He's been xxqqqzme Mar 2012 #67

porn *is* an international business.... BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #85

Dearest Blanche, Doc Holliday Mar 2012 #142

I'll take dat love.... BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #146

"I write brilliant, brilliant work...." LeftinOH Mar 2012 #9

DUzy! Rob H. Mar 2012 #107

I needed a laugh! tallahasseedem Mar 2012 #10

LOL boston bean Mar 2012 #11

LOVE THE ALL CAPS ellisonz Mar 2012 #12

HA! Rex Mar 2012 #50

LMAO ... Willfull ignorance on parade. lpbk2713 Mar 2012 #13

Yay hatemail !!1!! Permanut Mar 2012 #15

"CIRCUS MIDGETS AND ANIMALS"! William769 Mar 2012 #16

I'll take the little people and animals peace frog Mar 2012 #33

I see iPad3 has a Crayon version. HughBeaumont Mar 2012 #17

The screamer is my favorite siligut Mar 2012 #18

Hilarious! frogmarch Mar 2012 #19

Glad to see the last letter from O'Keefe. He's such a humble person. sinkingfeeling Mar 2012 #20

And he has much to be humble about. n/t sarge43 Mar 2012 #71

I love Hate Mail day! abbeyco Mar 2012 #21

Yes! "Warped Oppions"! The Doctor. Mar 2012 #22

I knew it!! I knew that you were personally responsible for Breitbart's death! cbayer Mar 2012 #23

I wonder if he takes requests? Marrah_G Mar 2012 #27

EarlG is the grim reaper. cbayer Mar 2012 #38

If EarlG's the grim reaper, which amoeba is the merry reaper? gkhouston Mar 2012 #111

AND those bankrupt solar companies!!! Rex Mar 2012 #51

Dear Earl, Marrah_G Mar 2012 #24

I don't even believe homeschooling can be blamed for that stuff... Yikes... freshwest Mar 2012 #25

i'm reknown and infamous for my warped oppions. n/t Soylent Brice Mar 2012 #28

Seriesly. What a collexion of morans! LuckyLib Mar 2012 #140

*#$&** to all of them mfcorey1 Mar 2012 #29

Sooo... the ameoba-man admits to having sexual relations with pond scum. Figures. demmiblue Mar 2012 #30

Thanks EarlG FlaGatorJD Mar 2012 #32

Not exactly William F. Buckley Jr's, are they? stevenleser Mar 2012 #34

Or William F. Buckleys, Jr. geardaddy Mar 2012 #41

Touche stevenleser Mar 2012 #42

Anyone who claims there is "no difference" between the parties needs to read this sewage! MADem Mar 2012 #35

dearest, dear earl irisblue Mar 2012 #36

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present Exhibit A hifiguy Mar 2012 #37

maybe *that's* what "brilliant, brilliant writer" actually found BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #86

One shred of truth - we don't look at both sides of things around here ever. The minute a post Laura PourMeADrink Mar 2012 #39

That's just the way it works out, b/c... Joseph8th Mar 2012 #96

Lord - Dee. What you talkin about Willis?? nt Laura PourMeADrink Mar 2012 #126

I love unionworks Mar 2012 #40

Well the cat is out of the bag now. zeemike Mar 2012 #43

Thanks for the laughs. southernyankeebelle Mar 2012 #45

When you are hated by illiterate loser rage-addicts, you are doing something right. Cheers! [nt] Jester Messiah Mar 2012 #47

funny, yet sad Skittles Mar 2012 #48

A wonderful mid-week break from the rational. WheelWalker Mar 2012 #52

"One-dimensional amoebas"? Arkana Mar 2012 #53

Well, he says he's been published in all and sundry multiple times, and has lots of video on teevee. DRoseDARs Mar 2012 #58

He's probably got the Gon-do-ka-ka-khackus progressoid Mar 2012 #59

If you'd never made a valid point before, would *you* know what one looks like? n/t gkhouston Mar 2012 #112

Ah, no WONDER Republicans need those electronic vote-counting machines DFW Mar 2012 #54

These CLOWNS penndragon69 Mar 2012 #55

Sigh. These people, vastly proud of their ignorance, can vote. Ikonoklast Mar 2012 #56

These are so awesome MadrasT Mar 2012 #57

AS I ALWAYS DO, I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE I AM EITHER LOGICALLY OR FACTUALLY WRONG ON ANY THING I SAY. bluedigger Mar 2012 #63

I wonder if a "warped oppion" hurts much. CanonRay Mar 2012 #60

Only when someone trys to straighten it out. hootinholler Mar 2012 #77

Jesus. BlueIris Mar 2012 #61

Now why would a republican be looking at his dick with a microscope? montanto Mar 2012 #62

He wants to see it, and he has no other way to find it? CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2012 #64

Tish-BOOM! colorado_ufo Mar 2012 #68

I know this one... Justpat Mar 2012 #65

Oopsies... chervilant Mar 2012 #135

Brilliant collection this week, Earl G... Surya Gayatri Mar 2012 #66

Does anyone know anything about the Tea Party tenents? av8rdave Mar 2012 #69

I wondered about that one too. BlueMTexpat Mar 2012 #131

I miss the email headers with the time stamps SmileyRose Mar 2012 #70

Independent The Wizard Mar 2012 #72

"One Dimensional Amoebas On My Dick" would make a great name for a death metal band. Initech Mar 2012 #73

A Sex Pistols tribute band n/t sarge43 Mar 2012 #78

That actually sounds like a Nick Cave lyric... Initech Mar 2012 #87

I think they're playing the second stage at OzzFest. Iggo Mar 2012 #128

I know he said amoeba... hootinholler Mar 2012 #74

The one in ProSense Mar 2012 #75

EarlG, did you reply to any of these literary gems? mlevans Mar 2012 #76

If I wanted to see circus midgets and animals guitar man Mar 2012 #79

Just how old does that 'warped oppions' John Bircher have to be to sling lunasun Mar 2012 #83

Is it just me, or... bvar22 Mar 2012 #84

Our dear EarlG... Wait Wut Mar 2012 #88

lol! Priceless Little Star Mar 2012 #90

Busted. Our greatest pleasure is in revoking short sighted an ignorant, warped oppions. pacalo Mar 2012 #91

WOW ... padruig Mar 2012 #92

Reading those was almost as good as sex madokie Mar 2012 #93

Maybe liberal former conservatives cover it up? caseymoz Mar 2012 #94

I'm glad that guy got "STAIGHT TO THE POINT" Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #95

Damn STAIGHT! pacalo Mar 2012 #125

As much as Democrats piss me off on occasion... ejbr Mar 2012 #97

What are the 3 basic tenents ( ? ) of the tea party Pakid Mar 2012 #98

Think if I write to the "Amoeba on the Dick' guy, he could tell me what the crunch60 Mar 2012 #115

THE TEA PARTIES THREE BASIC TENENTS! BiggJawn Mar 2012 #99

For all I can make of it, it does. aka-chmeee Mar 2012 #100

I'm going to go take a bath now.... Curmudgeoness Mar 2012 #101

LOL!! Sparkly Mar 2012 #102

Wouldn't a one dimensional ameoba [sic] really just be a point? Stuckinthebush Mar 2012 #104

That jumped out at me too. JBoy Mar 2012 #113

I guess we are overthinking it Stuckinthebush Mar 2012 #118

Is it safe to assume that only one dimensional amoebas fits on the head of his dick? Motown_Johnny Mar 2012 #105

Ahhhh, hate mail.... MrMickeysMom Mar 2012 #106

That's not Glenn Beck, that's gotta be Bob Beaudelang. n/t lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #108

To anyone who was able to read today's entire hate mailbag, I commend you. Jamaal510 Mar 2012 #116

feel the love JitterbugPerfume Mar 2012 #117

Bravo! ibegurpard Mar 2012 #119

On the internet, everyone is brilliant, right and promt. EFerrari Mar 2012 #120

I love humpday hatemail! Doremus Mar 2012 #121

Earl you should pass them out for replies like letters from Santa....hate mail reply bag. Historic NY Mar 2012 #122

DU TRIVIA!! DearAbby Mar 2012 #123

LOL Viva_La_Revolution Mar 2012 #137

This is the first time I've bothered to read the hate mail, my Goddess what took me so long! Dragonfli Mar 2012 #124

If you really did kill Breitbart... pamela Mar 2012 #127

Oh, man libodem Mar 2012 #129

i love hate mail! good to see it back madrchsod Mar 2012 #130

Circus midgets! Animals! Amoebas! Oppions! or something HappyMe Mar 2012 #133

I have severed all ties via computer with people who express such opinions. gordianot Mar 2012 #136

Earl G, will Humpday Hatemail become a regular feature? Jim Lane Mar 2012 #138

I'm pretty sure #1 is a poe. JoeyT Mar 2012 #139

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG!! Thanks, I needed that. tears streaming down my face Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #143

Reading these reminds me Doc Holliday Mar 2012 #144

Oh my gosh RFKHumphreyObama Mar 2012 #145