Fox Studios announces cast for new Fantastic Four movie. The internets loses its frikken mind.

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12. The pic of them has it all

Sexism (she is showing too much in the wrong place. Quit looking you sickos), white privilege (3 white people), racism (notice who is last in the photo and not wearing a nice tie).

That poor woman had to wear a dress, notice the men aren't all dressed up as objects to be used - they are all business like. They are looking at the camera, she is not - what does it mean?

What are they planning on doing with the human torch, saying he was white until he flamed on? We are talking Fox here ya know so don't discount it. Hannity will probably blame Obama and Beck will just wave his arms around yelling crazy things then draw on chalk boards.

Notice they are all posed, wearing make up, and dressed up - none of them look like real people who just woke up in wrinkled pajamas and messy hair? Why - because they are just something to be consumed, we can't possibly care about them as humans now. Just playthings for our eyes on the screen.

And for god's sake, someone cover that woman up please.