Greg Abbott is not a REAL Attorney General.

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7. Please, Abbott, embrace your most loyal supporter!

Greg Abbott campaign surrogate Ted Nugent’s paean to sex with underage girls ‘Jailbait.’

...Here are some lyrics:

Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won’t you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I’ve got to have you in a matter of time

Well I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one lil’ thing I got to do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won’t you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I’ve got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that I’m back in town She likes us boys when it’s time to get down She’s got this craving for the underage I just might be your mama’s brand new rage.

From the comment section:

"I think a cowardly pervert who shits himself when real danger threatens and waves his gun at shadows is an excellent mascot for the GOP."

http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2014/02/greg-abbott-campaign-surrogate-ted-nugent-paean-to-sex-with-underage-girls-jailbait.html/?nclick_check=1

From last year this makes him perfect as the penultimate GOP family values candidate:

Nugent’s 2016 slogan: ‘I have 9 children from 7 women, and I’m running for president’

By David Edwards - July 4, 2013



http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/04/nugents-2016-slogan-i-have-9-children-from-7-women-and-im-running-for-president/

Article names states that want Ted to run for elected office. But he says it'd crowd out his hunting schedule, though. He's a very busy man, you know, working as the GOP and NRA's favorite icon.

Fox News contributor slams conservatives for downplaying Ted Nugent’s behavior

By Arturo Garcia - February 21, 2014

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/21/fox-news-contributor-slams-conservatives-for-downplaying-ted-nugents-behavior/

Something is burning at Faux besides their 'pants on fire school of journalism.'