Not the Onion: Mormons Declare War on Masturbation

[defacto7]

121. Nope.. but here are some facts though....

Actually, there is a site, a report, a study and plenty of propaganda that will tell you exactly what you want to hear. The US census says it does not track religious affiliation. Therefore, choose your own facts. Here are some examples:

This one says Mormonism is the fastest growing religion in half of the US, 26 states to be exact mostly in the sparsely populated west. There are several other news sites that say the same.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/02/mormonism-fastest-growing-religion_n_1469566.html

According to the Christian Broadcasting Network (ugh)
http://www.cbn.com/spirituallife/churchandministry/evangelism/mormons_are_fastest_growing_religion.aspx
This is the only site where Mormons won the race.

This one says Islam..
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/100250598/lots-of-atheists-more-muslims-fewer-christians-and-jews-this-is-the-new-america/

so does this one
http://www.tellmeaboutislam.com/islam-is-the-fastest-growing-religion-in-the-usa.html

Another says Deism, Buddhism, and Sikhism but it's old data.

Another says Witchcraft
http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/fastest-growing-religion-america-witchcraft/#

and Pew reports says 1 in 5 Americans have no religious affiliation at all.