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jberryhill

(62,444 posts) Thu Feb 27, 2014, 02:42 AM Feb 2014

Uh oh... They are releasing the "pretend gays" [View all]

Last edited Thu Feb 27, 2014, 12:31 PM - Edit history (1)

A freeper has hatched a plan:

"I think we need some pretend gays to try to force a Muslim bakery to make their wedding cake."

While I'm not sure what he thinks this will prove (nor, really, am I up on American Muslim wedding traditional foods), I am curious to know what "pretend gays" brings to the table. How about instead of "pretend gays", they use real, living breathing idiots instead?

UPDATE: Craigslist meets Freeperville:

"Is there a man near Houston who wants to go with me to a mosque and ask to be married? You KNOW we’ll be turned down. Then we can raise hell. Maybe this should be done all over the country. And we don’t have to pretend to be gay. In fact, we can scream that we’re straight but we want to get married in a mosque."

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Uh oh... They are releasing the "pretend gays" [View all] jberryhill Feb 2014 OP

Uh oh is right. The Double Knot spies are on the case. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2014 #1

as well as the double-naught spies DrDan Feb 2014 #6

..... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2014 #23

He pronounces it "double knot" Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2014 #25

That's just a gordian knot of stupid, right there. Scootaloo Feb 2014 #2

Well first of all, they need to find a muslin bakery to force into baking the wedding cake. Egalitarian Thug Feb 2014 #3

I'd suggest full Village People stage costume, but then... JHB Feb 2014 #11

The play's the thing! If not for the show, how many of us would bother to watch? Egalitarian Thug Feb 2014 #12

Of course a muslin bakery would get the costumes all cozy before the curtain. n/t Egalitarian Thug Feb 2014 #13

They could hire yuiyoshida Feb 2014 #15

That's because there are no Rethug gays. Only pretend gays. pnwmom Feb 2014 #4

"We're not homosexuals. But we're willing to learn." n/t DefenseLawyer Feb 2014 #21

"Hi, Mr. Baker, we need a cake...and by the way, we're homosexualists." pinboy3niner Feb 2014 #5

"We've got the gay in our hearts Aerows Feb 2014 #10

Eeeeeermmmm... sibelian Feb 2014 #7

It JUST GOT BETTER.... jberryhill Feb 2014 #16

What the fuck was their point again? Jesus, they are fucking stooooopid. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2014 #27

They really want to "pretend to be gay" jberryhill Feb 2014 #28

I guess the point is to show that christx30 Apr 2015 #31

Post removed Post removed Feb 2014 #8

First they'll need to set up their fake Muslim Bakery B Calm Feb 2014 #9

Bingo! lunatica Feb 2014 #17

Simpsons did it! blogslut Feb 2014 #14

So are they out to prove that bigotry under the sufrommich Feb 2014 #18

Just how big is this "wedding cake" industry? DefenseLawyer Feb 2014 #19

Freeper agent provocateur operations treestar Feb 2014 #20

Pretend gays FTW! Lunacee_2013 Feb 2014 #22

Whistles tunelessly......nt msanthrope Feb 2014 #30

Sounds like they want to be Muslim... sendero Feb 2014 #24

So, they are trying to prove our point? That businesses should not be allowed tandot Feb 2014 #26

You don't have to sue them. christx30 Apr 2015 #32

why not- we have enough GIRLS here at DU, LOL. bettyellen Feb 2014 #29