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55. That penis cake does not look gay to me

Fri Feb 28, 2014, 10:15 AM

Feb 2014

No self-respecting gay person I know would choose such a cheap looking Betty Crocker cake for a wedding!

These are hetero cakes. I googled

First from Mommyish a whole series of unusual penis cakes:
Clearly this one is being held by a bride at HER wedding:

And this one is for Bible Study:

And this for a baby shower:

http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/18/10-ways-to-reuse-a-penis-cake-pan/

Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome:

'Bachelorette Pecker Party' Penis Shaped Cake Pan
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/cake-pan/

Oddly, all the google hits are for hetero penis and vagina cakes! WTF? From what I have observed, no gay men or lesbian women would be caught dead ordering such tacky looking food for a party! I mean come on! This is bachelorette territory. And the vagina cakes or pussy pastries are clearly for baby showers. So, I guess that's why Brewer vetoed the prohibition against penis cake.

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Judson Phillips should go suck on a louis-t Feb 2014 #1

or a penis cake. nt lillypaddle Feb 2014 #58

Wow, someone's obsessed! shenmue Feb 2014 #2

My thoughts exactly! sheshe2 Feb 2014 #13

Must have worked in a movie theatre deutsey Feb 2014 #54

Whew! LeftofObama Feb 2014 #3

Why didn't I think of a penis cake for my wedding orgy, er, party? CTyankee Feb 2014 #4

While I realize this type of legislation nykym Feb 2014 #5

It's amazing the depths of stupidity in these people...nt joeybee12 Feb 2014 #6

I went to a lesbian wedding and dang, there were no boobie cakes or pussy pastries Beaverhausen Feb 2014 #7

ADMIT IT BEAVERHAUSEN Skittles Feb 2014 #19

*scratches head* Bodhi BloodWave Feb 2014 #32

How dare they have a normal wedding, suitable for the kids in attendance. RC Feb 2014 #53

what the what??, angrychair Feb 2014 #8

Looks like these religious folks have just "invented" those cakes and orgy photos! CTyankee Feb 2014 #11

(**cough, cough**) Enter at your own risk ---> Petrushka Feb 2014 #42

The reality is that they are projecting their fantasies onto others. RC Feb 2014 #56

tormented souls.nt CTyankee Feb 2014 #57

Yes, they are. RC Feb 2014 #60

Yes because every gay wedding is naked lesbians running through the altar npk Feb 2014 #9

Why would he assume a couple of any sexual orientation in particular would do that? uppityperson Feb 2014 #10

That's actually something pipi_k Feb 2014 #23

Especially since the Purpose of marriage is to produce children. That's the only reason uppityperson Feb 2014 #30

I must be going to the wrong -- Hell Hath No Fury Feb 2014 #12

I know, right??? LisaLynne Feb 2014 #14

Who doesn't design a wedding cake around genitalia? Vinca Feb 2014 #15

people revel in nekked wedding pictures? Skittles Feb 2014 #16

It's fun watching their heads explode! sheshe2 Feb 2014 #17

Forced into slavery? In a right to work state? Rex Feb 2014 #18

Nobody can really be that ignorant seveneyes Feb 2014 #20

more proof that you can always just assume Conservatives are projecting phantom power Feb 2014 #21

That's what I usually think too... pipi_k Feb 2014 #24

Judson Phillips has a filthy mind. oldandhappy Feb 2014 #22

So can any baker or photographer turn down heterosexual work if it's lewd? Lex Feb 2014 #25

I guess he's never seen a boob cake. Iris Feb 2014 #26

Judson Phillips is jealous jsr Feb 2014 #27

Damn. I thought this was going to be about kentauros Feb 2014 #28

Teabaggers love those upside-down penis cakes Blue Owl Feb 2014 #29

I'll say it again: These people are the real perverts. Democracyinkind Feb 2014 #31

I'm intrigued to learn that I can have a Christian slave in Arizona now. yardwork Feb 2014 #33

Pick me one up when you get yours. Lex Feb 2014 #34

My understanding is that they have to bake the penis cakes themselves. yardwork Feb 2014 #37

Dear Judson Phillips: Eat Me DinahMoeHum Feb 2014 #35

WOW do these gay wedding cake bakers have it all wrong - LiberalElite Feb 2014 #36

"Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants... scarletwoman Feb 2014 #38

Yo Judson! Cirque du So-What Feb 2014 #39

The only penis cakes I ever heard of.. RandySF Feb 2014 #40

I've been served penis cake several times at heterosexual bridal showers. antiquie Feb 2014 #52

It's amazing how their arguments about the supposed harm of marriage equality R B Garr Feb 2014 #41

They know the truth isn't "bad" enough for their audience so they exaggerate. KurtNYC Feb 2014 #50

This pastor has volunteered to preside at all penis cake weddings theHandpuppet Feb 2014 #43

This really just confirms that the religious right are just sexually repressed clowns npk Feb 2014 #44

Dog whistle politics just got a lot worse. Coyotl Feb 2014 #45

Won't penis cakes be prohibited by the Sharia law we're about to impose nationwide? (n/t) Jim Lane Feb 2014 #46

Now I can't wait for my wedding!!! Behind the Aegis Feb 2014 #47

Why do conservatives spend so much time thinking of really weird sexual stuff? IronLionZion Feb 2014 #48

Can't wait for the first Fox "story" Proud Liberal Dem Feb 2014 #49

"Mommyish" can help: "10 Awesome Ways To Reuse A Penis Cake Pan" KurtNYC Feb 2014 #51

That penis cake does not look gay to me Generic Other Feb 2014 #55

Hmm, I've got a cousin who just proposed to her girlfriend LibertyLover Feb 2014 #59