WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO DO WHAT RACHEL JUST DID? She called a liar a liar.

[Major Hogwash]

71. Testing, testing.

Romney told a story the other day and it wasn't true.
That's a lie.

*tap tap*

Is this mike on?
Hello, I know you're out there . . I can see the threads moving.
What I am, chopped liver?
What have I got to do around here to get a response, drop my pants and fire a rocket?
Romney seems like a great guy . . for me to poop on!
I keed, I keed.
No, seriously, the other day I was checking out his wife and she is one of the homliest women I have ever seen, a real bitch, ya know?
But, evidently Romney likes her, well, someone does, she had 5 boys.
Who knows, it could have been the milkman, the mailman, or the taxman.
Speaking of taxes, Romney wants to lower taxes lower than his popularity rating.
I keed, I keed.
He doesn't have a chance, yet he is in the lead in the GOP race to the bottom.
I wonder if he wants to borrow my pooper scooper when this is all over.
He's gonna need it, considering how much poop he has left laying all around the country by going from state to state.
He couldn't win a Stupid contest, yet he keeps trying.
If I were him, I would have stayed home and humped the neighbor's dog.
But, that's just me.
That probably would have upset Santorum if I would have done that.
I keed, I keed.
We all know that Santorum has been leaking out reports about Gingrich for a long time, trying to get him to drop out of the race.
But, that's what Santorum does best.
No one knows what Gingrich does best because he hasn't worked in 14 years.
That's not work, getting up in front of people and saying what you think and then getting a fat check.
Everyone who speaks in public does that, it's not work.
It's more like a hobby.
Speaking of hobbies, Ron Paul's hobby of running for President is getting old, just like Ron Paul.
I keed, I keed.
I like Ron Paul.
He's great . . for me to poop on!
He keeps talking about the Constitution because he was there when they wrote it.
But, hey, just because he's old doesn't mean he wouldn't make a great President.
Because he wouldn't, he's too radical.
But, that's just me.
What do I know?
I couldn't get elected dog catcher, but that's something I'd never do anyway.
I think it's cruel and inhumane to lock up dogs.
Born free, ya know?
The more the merrier, I say.
Who let the dogs out?
I don't know, I don't know.
Even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.
But, that's just me.
Santorum would probably tell.
But, then he can't get elected dog catcher, either.