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Fawke Em

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7. God at the comments below that story.

Thu Mar 6, 2014, 11:38 PM

Mar 2014

Men honestly think all they are to women is an ATM machine? Or that women will "come" if you flash wads of $100 bills at them?

Apparently many of the men in Charlotte have no earthly idea how to satisfy a woman in the bedroom or out or they wouldn't be making those comments.

And, for the record, women don't need men for money any more.

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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women [View all] Redfairen Mar 2014 OP

Did they name it 'Straight Story'? The Straight Story Mar 2014 #1

There are DU members whose brains would shoot out of their ears should they read this... cherokeeprogressive Mar 2014 #3

Or curl their toes depending on the situation. R. Daneel Olivaw Mar 2014 #11

AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service Ruby the Liberal Mar 2014 #15

I was 4, 5, or 6. That was just strange! nt. polly7 Mar 2014 #16

I was #3 Ruby the Liberal Mar 2014 #65

Interesting - the last few alerts on me used that term 'misogynist' (nt) The Straight Story Mar 2014 #17

OK, I have missed the joke Kelvin Mace Mar 2014 #19

I have no idea either. Last several posts people have given me a heads up on The Straight Story Mar 2014 #26

Uh oh Kurska Mar 2014 #25

No, didn't you hear. There's this new thing now called "fake alerts". Bonobo Mar 2014 #64

I am so glad that person cannot alert for 24 hours. Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #22

Well, at least it is not just me nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #24

And now, someone's gotta go 24 hours without pressing that button Warren DeMontague Mar 2014 #27

Unless they use a sock to alert The Straight Story Mar 2014 #28

Naw Warren DeMontague Mar 2014 #38

It's the bane of some people's existence. nt Bonobo Mar 2014 #42

I see what you did there Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #76

Oh yeah--they do. nt msanthrope Mar 2014 #70

Maybe the alerter pintobean Mar 2014 #74

Who needs the implant when you have that button? Major Nikon Mar 2014 #43

An alert on this!? edbermac Mar 2014 #29

Ouch. 1000words Mar 2014 #35

Probably reported by one of those RW fundies in here who are trying to "pass" for libs. nt Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #51

Yeah it's pretty obvious that was a fake alert. n/t seaglass Mar 2014 #63

Wow. HappyMe Mar 2014 #71

Huh? Somebody alerted on that? Captain Stern Mar 2014 #88

They'll probably call her Felicity. nt Zorra Mar 2014 #47

Taking a page from Manny's playbook now, eh? Fumesucker Mar 2014 #84

"exclaiming emphatically" is good. 1000words Mar 2014 #2

Hmmm... it's like Deep Blue MannyGoldstein Mar 2014 #4

... Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #39

in the sense that they'll take it apart afterwards and not let anybody look at the equipment? MisterP Mar 2014 #54

I thought that was called a "Sybian". n/t cherokeeprogressive Mar 2014 #5

Hey, I remember that thing! Warren DeMontague Mar 2014 #41

You, My Friend... are so right. n/t cherokeeprogressive Mar 2014 #44

Sybians work better than that phototron scam jberryhill Mar 2014 #60

I think acupuncturists have know this for centuries..that said...this is fantastic news a may lead to Drew Richards Mar 2014 #6

What you wrote is 100% correct Orrex Mar 2014 #21

Aw ww come on let me cling to just a couple of my idiosyncrocies... Drew Richards Mar 2014 #30

LOL. Just being snarky. Orrex Mar 2014 #33

Heh Drew Richards Mar 2014 #34

God at the comments below that story. Fawke Em Mar 2014 #7

In my experience... TroglodyteScholar Mar 2014 #18

I lived in the People Democratic Republic of Charlotte Kelvin Mace Mar 2014 #20

I spent 20 years there...its terminal for me... Drew Richards Mar 2014 #32

Still there? Kelvin Mace Mar 2014 #68

nope back in washington DC area Drew Richards Mar 2014 #77

They are used to paying escorts, i suppose davidn3600 Mar 2014 #36

Must be. Fawke Em Mar 2014 #46

My guess is, all they have to OFFER a woman....or anyone else....is their money. loudsue Mar 2014 #53

Orgasm dysfunction is usually psychosomatic. Gravitycollapse Mar 2014 #8

I can see it for patients Kelvin Mace Mar 2014 #23

I'll have Token Republican Mar 2014 #9

LOL! I'm glad I didnt have coffee in my mouth. DiverDave Mar 2014 #61

any woman getting the implant had better keep a eye on that button, bluestate10 Mar 2014 #10

Also, this story is 13 years old and the technology has been brought into question before. Gravitycollapse Mar 2014 #12

Thanks, sloppy journalism in the article linked in the OP. The real news is the patent. Jim Lane Mar 2014 #82

Jane Fonda discovered it years ago lumberjack_jeff Mar 2014 #13

Damn you!! Beat me to it! nt msanthrope Mar 2014 #14

And there's the Orgasmatron in Sleeper, too. valerief Mar 2014 #31

Dont forget orgazmo Drew Richards Mar 2014 #37

OrgaZmo. Ah, yes. Mormom orgasms. nt valerief Mar 2014 #40

Google "Fuck Machines" (or don't) VScott Mar 2014 #45

Don't forget Naked Gun II edbermac Mar 2014 #83

I want one............ Almost all DUer females are saying the same.... alittlelark Mar 2014 #48

God, I probably wouldn't leave my house! Laffy Kat Mar 2014 #52

....yeah.... alittlelark Mar 2014 #59

I borrowed one from a guy RainDog Mar 2014 #90

How Victorian Doctors Took Control Of Women's Orgasms >>> KittyWampus Mar 2014 #49

Where do you think the group "Steely Dan" got their name? Archae Mar 2014 #58

Thank you for that link. Not only for the article, hard as it was to read, Dark n Stormy Knight Mar 2014 #78

Hey! I got all joyful and all, then read that it's a medical thingie and probably has to be Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #50

If you build it, they will come (n/t) thesquanderer Mar 2014 #55

LOL.... ohheckyeah Mar 2014 #57

Okay...I really did spit my coffee. nt msanthrope Mar 2014 #66

LOL! omg nt Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #75

Nice one dipsydoodle Mar 2014 #79

If this thing catches on, Jenoch Mar 2014 #56

Rec for the funny replies only. Scuba Mar 2014 #62

...and the World grinds to a standstill. cherokeeprogressive Mar 2014 #67

Hopefully it won't induce a heart attack... MrScorpio Mar 2014 #69

Richard Pryor's daddy RainDog Mar 2014 #89

We really are obsolete lame54 Mar 2014 #72

Nope. Not even close. In_The_Wind Mar 2014 #86

like a fish needs a bicycle dembotoz Mar 2014 #73

Already got one... TeeYiYi Mar 2014 #80

Huh ismnotwasm Mar 2014 #81

There was a Wicked Wanda storyline about this way back when Fumesucker Mar 2014 #85

What a shame. Too late to make it into the Fifty shades of Grey movie. Baitball Blogger Mar 2014 #87

I thought they called that a "vibrator"... socialist_n_TN Mar 2014 #91