the Big Lie that a 'coup' lead to Yanukovych leaving power

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28. I think I may have found footage

...of Yankovich's collusion with the CIA.

I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream;
Want to infiltrate some third world place (Whoa)
And topple their regime.
Those men in black with their matching suitcases,
Where everything's on a need to know basis --
Agents got that swagger,
Everyone's so cloak and dagger!
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
For an undercover mission,
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my ear piece on,
Got my dark sunglasses on,
And I had my weapon drawn...!

So I get my handcuffs,
My cyanide pills,
My classified dossier;
Tapping the phones like yeah!
Shredding the files like yeah!
I memorized all the enemy spies I gotta neutralize today
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!

I've done a couple of crazy things
That have almost gotten me dismissed:
Like terminate some head of state
Who wasn't even on my list.
Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you
You need a quickie confession?
We'll start a water boarding session!

No hurry on that South American dictator,
I'll assassinate him later.
That's when he walked right in my laser sights --
And my silencer was on,
And my silencer was on,
And another target's gone...!

Yeah, we got our black ops all over the world
From Kazakhstan to Bombay,
Paying the bribes like yeah!
Plugging the leaks like yeah!
Interrogating the scum of the earth,
We'll break 'em by the break of day.
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!

Need a country destabilized (stabilized)?
Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys)
We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties)
And a better dental plan than the FBI's

Better put your hands up, and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away (Blown away!)
Staging a coup like yeah!
Brainwashing moles like yeah!
We only torture the folks we don't like --
You're probably gonna be OK (You're gonna be OK!)
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!