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tavalon

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41. Pray to La Madre Maria that he does
Sat Mar 24, 2012, 07:02 AM
Mar 2012

I guess you guys all know that Obama is actually fluent in Spanish. He would blush at the stuff we wrote here, but we're just trying to help the poor Spanish impaired mittens, really.

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You forgot one izquierdista Mar 2012 #1
I'm sure I forgot many. Thanks for adding to the list! MineralMan Mar 2012 #3
The important thing is say them in a really funny Spanish Accent... brooklynite Mar 2012 #2
No worries there. He'll do just fine with that. MineralMan Mar 2012 #5
No you just speak American but real slow and LOUD. Foreigners can understand you brewens Mar 2012 #6
Oh, no. My phrases will be much more effective. MineralMan Mar 2012 #7
They'll be stumped all right! Wondering WTF is this guy doing even brewens Mar 2012 #4
Well done! Ruby the Liberal Mar 2012 #8
Well, I'm thinking he should have me write his MineralMan Mar 2012 #9
I'm thinking you should as well. Ruby the Liberal Mar 2012 #11
he'd probably think, onethatcares Mar 2012 #33
I forgot a very important phrase: MineralMan Mar 2012 #10
Absolutely! tavalon Mar 2012 #36
Translation of above: MineralMan Mar 2012 #44
En Mississippi yo comí cheesy grits - hay groserías tipicamente puertorriqueñas aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #12
Easier to say: RebelOne Mar 2012 #19
I don't think you got it, but that's okay - no one else did aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #26
I got it. Sorry I didn't reply. MineralMan Mar 2012 #27
I'm sorry tavalon Mar 2012 #38
Embarazado! tavalon Mar 2012 #37
And don't forget to say how much you love tacos, Mitt! nolabear Mar 2012 #13
That's right. All Spanish speakers MineralMan Mar 2012 #14
DUzy! Kahuna Mar 2012 #29
Los frijoles y guaño me gustan! no_hypocrisy Mar 2012 #15
Very nice addition. Gracias. MineralMan Mar 2012 #16
That's like cheesy grits, right? OffWithTheirHeads Mar 2012 #31
Ah, si, Guano es fragrant y apestoso. tavalon Mar 2012 #39
After kissing an adorable infant, be sure to tell the mom, "Su bebe parece mi culo." 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #17
It would be better like this: MineralMan Mar 2012 #18
Thanks! (I'm over 40 years removed from my High School Spanish.) 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #20
Well, I just wanted to make sure Romney gets it right, MineralMan Mar 2012 #22
Ha! I only know "Spanglish" but I got the gist of those phrases. Chorophyll Mar 2012 #21
They may not all be perfect, but MineralMan Mar 2012 #23
You forgot to add.... arbusto_baboso Mar 2012 #24
He will want to proclaim Puerto Rico as "The land of milk and honey" in his introduction Erose999 Mar 2012 #25
"Wassup? I had a breakfast plate of caviar tacos and some of that cinca demayonaise sause." HopeHoops Mar 2012 #28
He could always kiss a baby and say hifiguy Mar 2012 #30
Or he could say , crunch60 Mar 2012 #32
Absolutely tavalon Mar 2012 #40
"Me gustan los arboles aca, son de buena altura" TeamsterDem Mar 2012 #34
"Voto para mí, pendejos!" etherealtruth Mar 2012 #35
Pray to La Madre Maria that he does tavalon Mar 2012 #41
"Fuck all you guys" "I'll eat your babies" "vote for me, assholes" ROFL Odin2005 Mar 2012 #42
For the Non-Spanish Speakers: MineralMan Mar 2012 #43
I'm only semi fluent but I got the gist of each of these tavalon Mar 2012 #45
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