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Fozzledick

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44. I dined with the Duchess of Lee

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 03:00 PM

Mar 2014

Who asked; "Do you fart when you pee?"

I replied, with some wit;

"Do you belch when you shit?"

And considered it one up for me.

Sorry folks, this is just getting too insane to take seriously.

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Gaza fires rockets on Southern Israel [View all] Tsiyu Mar 2014 OP

Yeah, but...but...it's Israel's fault! Archae Mar 2014 #1

It's the fault of both sides to me Tsiyu Mar 2014 #2

When Israel starts indiscriminately firing rockets into Gaza I'll COLGATE4 Mar 2014 #3

That'll happen once Palestine starts forcibly building settlements to expand its territory Orrex Mar 2014 #5

Thank you for making my point for me. nt COLGATE4 Mar 2014 #6

Yeah, there are very few "innocent parties" in charge on either side Orrex Mar 2014 #8

Stop trying to distract from Benghazi Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #10

You're only saying that because the IRS audited your superpac. Orrex Mar 2014 #12

Get back to be when you've finished reading Dreams From My Bill Ayers Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #15

Or when Hamas blockades Tel Aviv and keeps food and medicine out. NuclearDem Mar 2014 #7

You've got that backwards. Fozzledick Mar 2014 #13

Because nothing stops a rocket like a starving child Orrex Mar 2014 #18

What a desperate fraud!! Fozzledick Mar 2014 #19

Explain how the blockade against food and medicine defends against rocket attacks Orrex Mar 2014 #21

It's not really that complicated why this is going on cpwm17 Mar 2014 #22

You've got that backwards too. Fozzledick Mar 2014 #26

Talk about making up your own facts to support your position cpwm17 Mar 2014 #34

I think you've described yourself very well! Fozzledick Mar 2014 #37

The, "I know you are but what am I?" defense Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #38

I dined with the Duchess of Lee Fozzledick Mar 2014 #44

Same here leftynyc Mar 2014 #16

No one is arguing that they're equivalent Orrex Mar 2014 #20

I don't seen anyone saying leftynyc Mar 2014 #40

sorry, I think what Israel has done to the Palestinians dwarfs cali Mar 2014 #42

I disagree leftynyc Mar 2014 #43

I don't see a word abou thte Jordianian judge who was killed at the border malaise Mar 2014 #29

Actually this is probably because Iran is afraid that the peace talks ARE working Fozzledick Mar 2014 #4

Funding by foreign powers definitely throws a monkey wrench into the region Orrex Mar 2014 #9

Do you really think funding defense is the same as funding terrorism? Fozzledick Mar 2014 #11

I imagine that different parties would identify different policies as terrorism Orrex Mar 2014 #17

Yeah, some parties try to identify stopping the rocket attacks as terrorism. Fozzledick Mar 2014 #24

You're right--collective punishment is terrorism Orrex Mar 2014 #25

Doubling down on a lie doesn't make it true. Fozzledick Mar 2014 #27

How is it a lie? Do you deny the impact of the blockade? On what basis? Orrex Mar 2014 #28

Claims of starving children in Gaza are definitely a Big Lie. Fozzledick Mar 2014 #31

How many dead Palestinians will be enough for you? Orrex Mar 2014 #35

I think you've proven my points well enough. Fozzledick Mar 2014 #39

Neither of us has proved your points. Orrex Mar 2014 #46

You're rubber Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #45

When you put it like that, it sounds dirty. Orrex Mar 2014 #47

The inmates are misbehaving nt cpwm17 Mar 2014 #14

Following Airstrikes, Gaza Militants Fire Large Rocket Barrage At Israel Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #23

The airstrikes were to punish the Palestinians for not starving quickly enough Orrex Mar 2014 #32

Israel was just minding its own business Capt. Obvious Mar 2014 #33

oh Hell, just let them kill each other off larkrake Mar 2014 #30

Actually it is cpwm17 Mar 2014 #36

What a load of horseshit leftynyc Mar 2014 #41

the us sells arms to any country, and supports Israel financially larkrake Mar 2014 #48