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MineralMan

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43. For the Non-Spanish Speakers:

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Mar 24, 2012, 11:55 AM

Mar 2012

Chinge Ustedes Todos! - Fuck you all!

Estoy un Puto Rico! - I am a rich whore.

Comeremos sus niños. = We will eat your children.

Este alimento prueba como la mierda. = This food tastes like shit.

Voto para mí, pendejos! - Vote for me, assholes!

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Romney is on his way to Puerto Rico. Here are some Spanish phrases for him. [View all] MineralMan Mar 2012 OP

You forgot one izquierdista Mar 2012 #1

I'm sure I forgot many. Thanks for adding to the list! MineralMan Mar 2012 #3

The important thing is say them in a really funny Spanish Accent... brooklynite Mar 2012 #2

No worries there. He'll do just fine with that. MineralMan Mar 2012 #5

No you just speak American but real slow and LOUD. Foreigners can understand you brewens Mar 2012 #6

Oh, no. My phrases will be much more effective. MineralMan Mar 2012 #7

They'll be stumped all right! Wondering WTF is this guy doing even brewens Mar 2012 #4

Well done! Ruby the Liberal Mar 2012 #8

Well, I'm thinking he should have me write his MineralMan Mar 2012 #9

I'm thinking you should as well. Ruby the Liberal Mar 2012 #11

he'd probably think, onethatcares Mar 2012 #33

I forgot a very important phrase: MineralMan Mar 2012 #10

Absolutely! tavalon Mar 2012 #36

Translation of above: MineralMan Mar 2012 #44

En Mississippi yo com� cheesy grits - hay groser�as tipicamente puertorrique�as aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #12

Easier to say: RebelOne Mar 2012 #19

I don't think you got it, but that's okay - no one else did aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #26

I got it. Sorry I didn't reply. MineralMan Mar 2012 #27

I'm sorry tavalon Mar 2012 #38

Embarazado! tavalon Mar 2012 #37

And don't forget to say how much you love tacos, Mitt! nolabear Mar 2012 #13

That's right. All Spanish speakers MineralMan Mar 2012 #14

DUzy! Kahuna Mar 2012 #29

Los frijoles y gua�o me gustan! no_hypocrisy Mar 2012 #15

Very nice addition. Gracias. MineralMan Mar 2012 #16

That's like cheesy grits, right? OffWithTheirHeads Mar 2012 #31

Ah, si, Guano es fragrant y apestoso. tavalon Mar 2012 #39

After kissing an adorable infant, be sure to tell the mom, "Su bebe parece mi culo." 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #17

It would be better like this: MineralMan Mar 2012 #18

Thanks! (I'm over 40 years removed from my High School Spanish.) 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #20

Well, I just wanted to make sure Romney gets it right, MineralMan Mar 2012 #22

Ha! I only know "Spanglish" but I got the gist of those phrases. Chorophyll Mar 2012 #21

They may not all be perfect, but MineralMan Mar 2012 #23

You forgot to add.... arbusto_baboso Mar 2012 #24

He will want to proclaim Puerto Rico as "The land of milk and honey" in his introduction Erose999 Mar 2012 #25

"Wassup? I had a breakfast plate of caviar tacos and some of that cinca demayonaise sause." HopeHoops Mar 2012 #28

He could always kiss a baby and say hifiguy Mar 2012 #30

Or he could say , crunch60 Mar 2012 #32

Absolutely tavalon Mar 2012 #40

"Me gustan los arboles aca, son de buena altura" TeamsterDem Mar 2012 #34

"Voto para m�, pendejos!" etherealtruth Mar 2012 #35

Pray to La Madre Maria that he does tavalon Mar 2012 #41

"Fuck all you guys" "I'll eat your babies" "vote for me, assholes" ROFL Odin2005 Mar 2012 #42

For the Non-Spanish Speakers: MineralMan Mar 2012 #43

I'm only semi fluent but I got the gist of each of these tavalon Mar 2012 #45