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99. So, essentially this would be your ideal e-cig advertisement.

Thu Mar 13, 2014, 03:27 PM

Mar 2014

E-Cigs: They Suck Less Than Cigarettes.*

Now available in new Ashtray, Diarrhea, and Halitosis Flavors!

*Warnings!

• Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to E-Cigs.
• Caution: E-Cigs may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
• E-Cigs contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
• Do not use E-Cigs on concrete.

• Discontinue use of E-Cigs if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• heart palpitations

• If E-Cigs begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
• E-Cigs may stick to certain types of skin.
• When not in use, E-Cigs should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of E-Cigs, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
• Ingredients of E-Cigs include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
• E-Cigs has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
• Do not taunt E-Cigs.
• E-Cigs comes with a lifetime guarantee.

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The marketing of e cigs needs to be regulated just as cigarettes are. [View all] NCTraveler Mar 2014 OP

My personal problem with it is including vaporizers. antiquie Mar 2014 #1

If you read my op(don't mean that in a bad way, just clarifying)... NCTraveler Mar 2014 #3

Exactly Vox Moi Mar 2014 #53

Here is the rub nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #58

My pharmacy/dispensary has not yet been regulated. antiquie Mar 2014 #61

That is where you are wrong nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #62

Whatever you say. antiquie Mar 2014 #71

So pharmacies are not regulated? nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #75

This is what dooms liberals, progressives, Democrats ... earthside Mar 2014 #2

It is so nanny... NCTraveler Mar 2014 #5

So make sales to children illegal. Period. It's that easy. And your contention of what is marketed KittyWampus Mar 2014 #8

You are clearly not being serious. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #11

"Totally Wicked". It looks like it appeals to Goths and Comic fans. You seem to have a very limited KittyWampus Mar 2014 #15

Once again, you are clearly not being serious. nt. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #18

Maybe you think passion Sissyk Mar 2014 #74

Got the same memos we had at the time the very same tobacco companies were Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #22

Neither caffeine nor sugar are anything like tobacco Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #20

tobacco or nicotine? VanillaRhapsody Mar 2014 #103

Nicotine Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #105

have you ever been addicted to any of those substances? VanillaRhapsody Mar 2014 #111

No. Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #112

That is said about every tenet of liberalism kcr Mar 2014 #29

They are NOT CIGARETTES. And you can't restrict the "free speech" of marketing KittyWampus Mar 2014 #4

You are wrong on about it being free speech. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #6

WTF? You are talking about logos and designs. That is how weak your argument is. KittyWampus Mar 2014 #9

Logos and designs... NCTraveler Mar 2014 #17

Have to reply again as I am truly baffeled by this statement. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #7

Anyone who doesn't grasp that e-cigs are not combustable cigarettes is "misguided". KittyWampus Mar 2014 #10

I'm sure your t shirt is cute. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #14

Don't allow them to be sold to children. That's how it easy it is. KittyWampus Mar 2014 #21

Because that worked so well with cigarettes. n/t Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #25

It works well enough for a free society. There are things called "Parents". KittyWampus Mar 2014 #27

You're right--we should get rid of all laws protecting children Orrex Mar 2014 #39

The poster you said that to is in favor Mariana Mar 2014 #66

Because the laws prohibiting ANY marketing of cigarettes are mostly enacted to protect children Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2014 #110

Which also worked so well at countering the money and advertising genius Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #52

It has worked, extremely well. Mariana Mar 2014 #60

After tobacco marketing was regulated - Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #87

Cigarette advertizing has been restricted for many decades. Mariana Mar 2014 #93

Tobacco sales to minors have been in place for a little more than two decades. Ms. Toad Mar 2014 #104

You keep posting that list.. SomethingFishy Mar 2014 #51

+1000 Sissyk Mar 2014 #78

That's Because RobinA Mar 2014 #85

Agreed. n/t virgogal Mar 2014 #13

You can't? kcr Mar 2014 #31

Why not like alcohol, which Lush Society allows to make ads with puppies Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #12

"Why don't you object to the booze that puts the skid in Skid Row being marketed with Melon flavors" NCTraveler Mar 2014 #16

You were asked a question first. You should try answering it. Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #24

"But your answer suggests you are fine with 'Redd's Strawberry' ads and Puppy laden beer ads." NCTraveler Mar 2014 #32

Your OP makes no mention of children, it does insist upon regulation of e-cigs Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #38

They are clearly marketed toward children. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #42

I don't agree with you on that, nor have you proved your point, nor do most Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #49

I'll be glad when these holy rollers have "won" Glitterati Mar 2014 #19

"I'll be glad when these holy rollers have "won"" NCTraveler Mar 2014 #23

Have fun. I'll be happy to see the next target. Glitterati Mar 2014 #26

Public health are holy crusades? nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #65

Bwahahahahahahahaha Glitterati Mar 2014 #69

I am not an ex smoker nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #70

Get back to me when it becomes a crusade Glitterati Mar 2014 #76

But the industry has targeted children nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #81

Bwahahahahaha Glitterati Mar 2014 #82

None is arguing that fast food has never targeted nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #86

Once again, you ASSUME wrong Glitterati Mar 2014 #88

You have been insulting all nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #91

ROFL Glitterati Mar 2014 #94

My lord nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #95

LOL Glitterati Mar 2014 #96

So people with a different opinion than you are paid to post? Shills? maddezmom Mar 2014 #77

ROFL, she can't keep up Glitterati Mar 2014 #83

Your OP does not mention children at all, nor marketing to them Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #30

I think you make a good point there. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #33

Stow your insults, you wrote bait. No one here is opposed to all regulation Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #43

I pretend nothing. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #44

Lets make the question extremely simple. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #46

They are a harm reduction boon to milions who should be aware of Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #50

"You favor the total advertising ban cigarettes have." NCTraveler Mar 2014 #54

The amounts were minimal. Nicotine inhalers contain higher amounst of many of the chemicals. OregonBlue Mar 2014 #28

I like this sentence a lot. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #36

Perhaps but in general I don't like regulations unless it's proven that something is bad for you. OregonBlue Mar 2014 #55

Greatly respect your position..... NCTraveler Mar 2014 #56

Not opposed to regulating the marketing but not sure why cigarettes would be the model Bonobo Mar 2014 #34

OK... I'll go along with this as soon as they regulate pork commercials. Fawke Em Mar 2014 #35

Turkey bacon...Seriously. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #37

Taste and price. pintobean Mar 2014 #41

.... tammywammy Mar 2014 #40

I'm opposed to the regulations I think you're talking about. ZombieHorde Mar 2014 #45

I do get your point. NCTraveler Mar 2014 #48

yeah .. don't market to kids .... yadda yadda yadda Trajan Mar 2014 #47

Agreed, they need to be regulated. nadinbrzezinski Mar 2014 #57

The whole thing reeks of "moral panic" to me. Liberal Veteran Mar 2014 #59

+100! n/t zappaman Mar 2014 #63

+100 maddezmom Mar 2014 #64

+ a Brazilian.... opiate69 Mar 2014 #67

Yes cthulu2016 Mar 2014 #72

Yes. The fear seems to be that the "users" are "getting away with it." DirkGently Mar 2014 #98

+1000! SirRevolutionary Mar 2014 #101

Im +1ing your post... bunnies Mar 2014 #107

Exactly! They look like cigarettes and are therefore "bad" Glitterati Mar 2014 #109

Regulated as cigs, Yes and the marketing needs to rebranded as a 'stop smoking tool' instead�. Tikki Mar 2014 #68

Let me just ask the question: Why? Liberal Veteran Mar 2014 #73

Sorry nicotine is measurably more addictive than caffeine�and harder to wean off of . Tikki Mar 2014 #79

I believe you misunderstand something. Mariana Mar 2014 #84

I stand by the fact that most do not use e-cigarettes on a regular basis without nicotine. Tikki Mar 2014 #90

It doesn't pick my pocket or gore my ox. Why do I care? Liberal Veteran Mar 2014 #92

I am not telling any adult that they can not use e-cigarettes..but what the OP has posted is true... Tikki Mar 2014 #97

So, essentially this would be your ideal e-cig advertisement. Liberal Veteran Mar 2014 #99

Clever�have you ever seen the warnings on cigarette packaging in other countries? Tikki Mar 2014 #102

E-cigs are not smoking tobacco. Period. Is that so hard to understand? Liberal Veteran Mar 2014 #106

What part of addiction do you not understand. It needs to go farther so that when a young adult... Tikki Mar 2014 #113

I like to ask this question often SirRevolutionary Mar 2014 #108

I can't figure out why some people are Sissyk Mar 2014 #80

Not marketed to children, no. But not regulated "just as cigarettes are." DirkGently Mar 2014 #89

You can't read the study without purchasing it SirRevolutionary Mar 2014 #100