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9. we have your Noah

Thu Mar 27, 2014, 12:07 PM

Mar 2014

and we will do as we please with him. Right now he is lunching with Santa because the Easter Bunny is busy right now.

This is not something I would have gone to see, but now I am.

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Four Reasons To Go See "Noah" - it opens this weekend... [View all] babylonsister Mar 2014 OP

Re the movie being "anti-human" gollygee Mar 2014 #1

That's the first thing I thought of. Aristus Mar 2014 #19

Glenn Beck is a complete fucking idiot killbotfactory Mar 2014 #2

Sometimes I wonder if the producers don't have a... Wounded Bear Mar 2014 #3

Me, too! Now I'm looking forward to seeing it! nt babylonsister Mar 2014 #4

I probably won't... Wounded Bear Mar 2014 #7

Well, the executives at Paramount invited Beck to a screening, so you may have a point. arcane1 Mar 2014 #53

"it's just so pro-animal and anti-human, and I mean strongly anti-human." hedgehog Mar 2014 #5

All the animals in the film were computer generated! MoonRiver Mar 2014 #6

In the end we discover it's all a video game as the camera trolleys back... hunter Mar 2014 #8

we have your Noah 2pooped2pop Mar 2014 #9

I never miss a film by Aronofsky. Pi, Requim For A Dream, Black Swan Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #10

Whenever I want to see 15 minutes of vomiting or soul crushing study of humanity he's my go-to guy. Matariki Mar 2014 #41

The main problem with the film is TlalocW Mar 2014 #11

... babylonsister Mar 2014 #12

fishing? I thought all the animals were ON the ark nt msongs Mar 2014 #16

I certainly hope he was able to bring more than two beers. n/t trotsky Mar 2014 #18

L O L Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2014 #31

Schlitz...? Contrary1 Mar 2014 #56

5. Russel Crowe will come after you if you don't. NuclearDem Mar 2014 #13

So they complain that Hollywood doesn't make religious films Blue_Adept Mar 2014 #14

This movie looks way better then the other Biblical movie out kydo Mar 2014 #15

Remember the money changers? demwing Mar 2014 #43

Where are the reasons to see it? muriel_volestrangler Mar 2014 #17

REVIEW: Darren Aronofsky�s Noah Movie: Better Than the Book babylonsister Mar 2014 #22

That "silly plot" LWolf Mar 2014 #30

What I mean about the 'silly plot' is the suspension of the laws of physics muriel_volestrangler Mar 2014 #34

Of course, myth is all about LWolf Mar 2014 #39

If you think the 'Noah' film is going to teach us the meaning of anything muriel_volestrangler Mar 2014 #42

Of course not. LWolf Mar 2014 #48

thanks! lunatica Mar 2014 #59

So take a pass on all fantasy, all science-fiction, and all horror movies. demwing Mar 2014 #45

Reminds me of "If God is all powerful, ... Whiskeytide Mar 2014 #57

I learned all I need to know about Noah from Bill Cosby. johnp3907 Mar 2014 #20

Who's going to clean the bottom of the boat! KittyWampus Mar 2014 #21

"You give me NO manual for delivery, and there's poor Noah standing under the elephant!" krispos42 Mar 2014 #35

What's a cubit? Ptah Mar 2014 #38

Its approximately the length of an adult's forearm. demwing Mar 2014 #46

First name or last? redwitch Mar 2014 #44

I'm a big fan of old time radio. johnp3907 Mar 2014 #49

Smearing the floor with jello and setting fire to the couch redwitch Mar 2014 #58

How long can you tread water? nt longship Mar 2014 #52

I've heard tell that the movie is actually better than the book. nt NorthCarolina Mar 2014 #23

I heard that also babylonsister Mar 2014 #24

LOL...yep. I see that. NorthCarolina Mar 2014 #25

No(ah) way. Stupid fucking fable we can do it Mar 2014 #26

Yeah, you see, the original story sucked and it was full of crap. Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #27

It would be good to see Crowe back in fine form rumdude Mar 2014 #28

I really have no desire to see this movie dflprincess Mar 2014 #29

It's got angels raining down from the heavens and blowing shit up! Rex Mar 2014 #32

A while back I saw a preview for this movie SheilaT Mar 2014 #33

scenes that contradict Islam and the Bible, so we decided not to show it seveneyes Mar 2014 #36

I'm just not interested in the story. herding cats Mar 2014 #37

The Watchers are actually pretty interesting in the film. temporary311 Mar 2014 #47

Since Noah is an Old Testament story I wonder what the Jews think of it? jwirr Mar 2014 #40

I just have to add one thing here dsc Mar 2014 #50

I knew it was good when a fundy I know came back from the movie upset lol nt Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #51

I suspect that this is going to wind up on MST 3000 a few years from now, SheilaT Mar 2014 #54

I think it would be more interesting if it was in modern days. Ilsa Mar 2014 #55