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In reply to the discussion: Do school dress codes unfairly target girls? [View all]pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I'm pretty dense at times.
It didn't occur to me until just now that, given how this whole thing started, you must have the hots for me.
I mean, there I was, minding my own business, opining away on the topic, when you barged in with some nonsense about men in a topic that was referring to boys, but see, what I didn't know was, it was merely a diversionary tactic meant to throw me off the track.
You clearly cared enough to search for whatever little shred of evidence you could present to impress me with your superhuman ability to track down information, albeit playing it very cool..."Aw shucks...it was nothin'," said in your best shy cowboy voice.
And then...then you actually invented a word for me! Oh be still my trembling heart! Nobody has ever invented a word for me! My own special pseudo-psycho-nonstick-erectionless-erection thing word!!! Yes, I can now see the desperation as you tried mightily to impress me with your vastly superior intellect.
Because, after all, what am I but a vapid, stupid little female...probably twice your age, but no matter. You Tarzan, me Jane, and as Jane, I'd damn well better know my place!
I haven't felt this awesomely special since sixth grade when Michael S. borrowed my inkpen and gave it back to me with a snot on it. Proof of his true love!
but now...you love me...you really love me!