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djean111

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3. Well, Snopes is probably in on the comspiracy to hide the fact that a GIANT VOLCANO is going to
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 01:47 PM
Apr 2014

erupt in Yellowstone. That will counteract global warming, usher in an ice age, and be a boon to fossil fuels and nuclear plants. Solar won't work so well. Wind - hmmmmm...maybe even better!
And without global warming, flood insurance won't go up!
G. Beck will be selling overpriced survival food for more than the overpriced gold!
Airplanes may be grounded, and we will be forced to work on repairing infrastructure and building railways. Which will be great for unemployment.
Oh wait, those jobs have already been contracted out to a Halliburton-type of outfit.
The people who lose their homes will still owe the mortgages, but banks will be bailed out anyway.
Putin will try to annex the Rocky Mountains.
I blame the Illuminati and United Nations Agenda 21.

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