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Kaleva

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26. Until a few years ago, it used to be legal to have sex with dead animals in Wisconsin.

Wed Apr 16, 2014, 06:15 PM

Apr 2014

"If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it."

http://metro.co.uk/2006/11/16/man-has-sex-with-dead-deer-366926/

What had gotten the man in trouble before was the actual shooting Bambrtick but he wasn't convicted of having sex with the then dead animal.

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Until a few years ago, it used to be legal to have sex with dead animals in Wisconsin. Kaleva Apr 2014 #26

What about sarisataka Apr 2014 #28

You mean a double tap? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #32

It's ok if it's your ghoul friend Orrex Apr 2014 #38

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Oral sex isn't just blowjobs, you know. MineralMan Apr 2014 #33

I thought oral sex was talking about it! LongTomH Apr 2014 #63

Not where I come from. In_The_Wind Apr 2014 #86

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I can't remember it being a particularly popular hobby anywhere I've been, and struggle4progress Apr 2014 #35

Nice to know you can always dig up a date in Louisiana Orrex Apr 2014 #39

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Beastiality is legal in 17 states... Jeff In Milwaukee Apr 2014 #44

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I can see the attraction to necrophilia Warpy Apr 2014 #60

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