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Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #82)

Thu Apr 17, 2014, 03:50 PM

Apr 2014

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Here Are the States Where Blowjobs Are Illegal But Necrophilia's Cool [View all] onehandle Apr 2014 OP

This is why I come to DU giftedgirl77 Apr 2014 #1

I'm dead certain that sucks. nt pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #2

Of corpse you would say that. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2014 #8

These puns are too much. I need a stiff Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #9

You guys are killing me Art_from_Ark Apr 2014 #78

I'm coffin with laughter over that one. n/t Aerows Apr 2014 #21

That's a re hearsed reply if I ever saw one. nt pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #36

It is only with grave dignity that I replied. n/t Aerows Apr 2014 #37

I don't think I cadaver come up with a suitable reply to that. nt pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #42

Thankfully we have a body of logic to govern our laws. Aerows Apr 2014 #46

I think I'll give up here but you go ahead and carrion pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #49

We beat this one to death Aerows Apr 2014 #50

Just a Freudable homicide pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #53

Neigh Aerows Apr 2014 #54

Oh, and Scarlet Woman? Aerows Apr 2014 #51

Get a grip pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #55

You nailed me! Aerows Apr 2014 #56

I'd chime in but the competition is too stiff. bulloney Apr 2014 #79

You're both digging too hard about a malaise Apr 2014 #80

C'mon now, don't be too hard on yourself. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2014 #27

Wood n't you just know it? n/t Aerows Apr 2014 #48

Your mouth should be washed out with de-turgid pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #68

You Lye! Aerows Apr 2014 #70

There's no need to be caustic about it. nt pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #75

Of course not Aerows Apr 2014 #77

That's funny pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #82

Base - ically Aerows Apr 2014 #85

what about sheep lovin? NightWatcher Apr 2014 #3

TMI, dude pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #4

Sounds like he really got your goat with that one. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #11

It would behoove him to be more circumspect pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #14

puns are getting wild and wooly now :p nt steve2470 Apr 2014 #17

Well, just don't turn DU into a naaaanny state with all your rules, okay? Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #23

Baaaa Aerows Apr 2014 #58

Okay but don't ram your opinion down my throat. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #69

I know from experience that he cows to no one Aerows Apr 2014 #65

I can't help it if I'm an attention hoe pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #72

I wish I knew how to quit ewe NightWatcher Apr 2014 #16

DUzy! pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #19

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask" nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2014 #24

thank ewe NightWatcher Apr 2014 #25

You're woolcome pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #43

More like Aerows Apr 2014 #59

Soundtrack Half-Century Man Apr 2014 #62

Zombies have needs, too ... 1000words Apr 2014 #5

All work and no play makes Zombie a medulla boy. nt pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #73

Yep ... and sooner or later, he'll lose his temporal. 1000words Apr 2014 #76

It's unacceptable that blowjobs are still legal in most of the US Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #6

With this Supreme Court, money may be blowjobs pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #10

Is it possible to fellate a publicly traded high-cap entity? Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #12

Well, Apple fucks its customers all the time Orrex Apr 2014 #40

DUzy n/t Aerows Apr 2014 #66

So there are states where sodomizing a corpse is legal? JaneyVee Apr 2014 #7

Only if the sodomizer is armed Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #13

Someone told me / It's all happening at the morgue pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #18

I can just imagine the staff meeting behind this story.... steve2470 Apr 2014 #15

Thanks I was wondering how we got to this point...nt Jesus Malverde Apr 2014 #29

I used to live in New Orleans. mysuzuki2 Apr 2014 #20

From DU2: "Man Wanted To Have Sex With Woman's Body After Seeing Her Obituary" Princess Turandot Apr 2014 #22

Condoms to sleep with a corpse??! Number23 Apr 2014 #30

you can never be too careful! snooper2 Apr 2014 #83

Sure. To help you out, here's a brief outline... pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #84

Until a few years ago, it used to be legal to have sex with dead animals in Wisconsin. Kaleva Apr 2014 #26

What about sarisataka Apr 2014 #28

You mean a double tap? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #32

It's ok if it's your ghoul friend Orrex Apr 2014 #38

I got a bj in Louisiana once. Wish I had known this. I don't like breaking the law. arely staircase Apr 2014 #31

Oral sex isn't just blowjobs, you know. MineralMan Apr 2014 #33

I thought oral sex was talking about it! LongTomH Apr 2014 #63

Not where I come from. In_The_Wind Apr 2014 #86

How old's the cadaver? rug Apr 2014 #34

I can't remember it being a particularly popular hobby anywhere I've been, and struggle4progress Apr 2014 #35

Nice to know you can always dig up a date in Louisiana Orrex Apr 2014 #39

Well, as long as it's okay bayou... pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #41

Beastiality is legal in 17 states... Jeff In Milwaukee Apr 2014 #44

Don't forget the chicken corsages pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #45

This might be the most puns in a thread, ever. Neoma Apr 2014 #47

No Aerows Apr 2014 #57

Holy crap! chrisstopher Apr 2014 #52

Please don't place me in front of the literary board, sir! Aerows Apr 2014 #61

I can see the attraction to necrophilia Warpy Apr 2014 #60

This thread leaves me cold! LongTomH Apr 2014 #64

I guess I owe apologies to Mississippi, Alabama, Utah, and Tennessee BlueStreak Apr 2014 #67

I think it's either Alabama or Texas that at one point banned sex toys though.... davidn3600 Apr 2014 #71

Band sex toys? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #74

Would banning necrophilia... yallerdawg Apr 2014 #81