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notadmblnd

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57. I think that Noah didn't take the little ones. I think he took their eggs

Fri Apr 18, 2014, 07:39 PM

Apr 2014

Then he made the women in the family sit on them for 40 days and nights until they hatched.

See? Anyone can make shit up.

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LOL!! - Creationist Carl Kerby INSISTS Dinosaurs Were On NOAH'S ARK: They TOOK The Younger Ones [View all] Segami Apr 2014 OP

I see dinosaurs walking around here all the time! RKP5637 Apr 2014 #1

actually, there are some in my backyard right now eShirl Apr 2014 #10

I share my home with two of them nadinbrzezinski Apr 2014 #44

LOL! My kitty loved looking outdoors, but he wanted no part of it than to look. n/t RKP5637 Apr 2014 #51

Nah, they took the eggs intaglio Apr 2014 #2

Sounds like a Flintstone's episode.... Segami Apr 2014 #5

" Oh Crap, Was That Today?"... Segami Apr 2014 #7

heh! eShirl Apr 2014 #11

In Florida, those are skinks. Eleanors38 Apr 2014 #53

Precisely malaise Apr 2014 #30

I've had a creationist actually say that to me. JoePhilly Apr 2014 #16

These are the people voting for Republicans randys1 Apr 2014 #3

Pretty pitiful darkangel218 Apr 2014 #4

Gees. It's a wonder he can function in society with that logic. The Wielding Truth Apr 2014 #6

Now they've got us arguing whether dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark... PCIntern Apr 2014 #8

Well it did exist nadinbrzezinski Apr 2014 #47

Ah, the fetid regressive meanderings of the Skidmore Apr 2014 #9

Next question - Do you BELIEVE that leprechauns on unicorns rounded them up? underpants Apr 2014 #12

Actually it was the fairies that did the rounding up, the leprechauns were busy hiding their gold. Bandit Apr 2014 #14

i almost choked on some yogurt! frylock Apr 2014 #37

He must mean birds. Birds are most of what's left of dinosaurs. onehandle Apr 2014 #13

You couldn't fit a single pair of baby animals from 1/10th of the genera of land mammals... MohRokTah Apr 2014 #15

What did the obligate carnivores eat? Erich Bloodaxe BSN Apr 2014 #28

They ate straw because MAGIC! eom MohRokTah Apr 2014 #29

Purina Dinosaur Chow frylock Apr 2014 #38

This is almost as good as the occasional explosion of ignorance from Orly Taitz. Lasher Apr 2014 #17

Yeah, and since Noah did not allow any one else in other than his family in there... Xyzse Apr 2014 #18

I asked tazkcmo Apr 2014 #36

that was a whole lot of begettin' it on frylock Apr 2014 #39

The RW Idiocy have no limits!!!!! mylye2222 Apr 2014 #19

The real trick was the kangaroos outrunning tigers to Australia when they landed jberryhill Apr 2014 #20

I think the thousands of bugs helped with the seeds to underpants Apr 2014 #21

There must have been hundreds of thousands of beetles on that boat Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #22

And Unicorns didn't make it in time TlalocW Apr 2014 #23

Nonsense! Everybody knows what made the dinosaurs go extinct. longship Apr 2014 #24

BWHAHAHAHAHA.. Segami Apr 2014 #32

Never take the young dinosaurs! wheniwasincongress Apr 2014 #25

Sorry dude�not a chance. Tikki Apr 2014 #26

So they ditched the line that god put fossils in the ground to test our faith? NightWatcher Apr 2014 #27

I still like that one best DefenseLawyer Apr 2014 #31

between that and the whole Job episode, god comes across as kind of a dick frylock Apr 2014 #40

reminds me of those guys who's into the 'two for flinching' game NightWatcher Apr 2014 #43

I'd go a bit further than "dick." I'd go with "mass-murdering psychopath." Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #46

+1000 Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #60

The whole no meat on Friday thing ended long ago jmowreader Apr 2014 #49

I'm sure it all makes sense in his repopulation fantasies Blue Owl Apr 2014 #33

For one thing dinosaurs would have eaten Noah and his family and all the other upaloopa Apr 2014 #34

Noah, you don't understand jmowreader Apr 2014 #50

K&R Feral Child Apr 2014 #35

Dumb nadinbrzezinski Apr 2014 #41

Just when you think performance art has run its course somebody comes up with something new. nt rrneck Apr 2014 #42

He's wrong. Dinosaurs went extinct because they were smokey nj Apr 2014 #45

Thank all the Gods LibertyLover Apr 2014 #48

Explains where the small brains PumpkinAle Apr 2014 #52

There is a documentary about Don MacLeroy... Blanks Apr 2014 #54

Definitely out where the buses don't run! SammyWinstonJack Apr 2014 #55

That makes sense! n/t zappaman Apr 2014 #56

I think that Noah didn't take the little ones. I think he took their eggs notadmblnd Apr 2014 #57

Seems legit Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #58

So Noah had lemurs and wallabies and stingrays and bison and emus and tigers and reindeer and...etc. WinkyDink Apr 2014 #59