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26. I've had lost eggs smell like a dead body before.

Sat Apr 19, 2014, 10:19 PM

Apr 2014

Every Easter it happens, one or two eggs get missed and we find them 2 weeks later. Thankfully kids are to old to do that Sierra thing now.

Curious why they were hunting eggs today, isn't that normally done tomorrow? Even more curious is what and how the dead guy got there, drug overdose maybe?

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Woman finds body while hunting for Easter eggs [View all] Jesus Malverde Apr 2014 OP

That wins the hunt, for sure jberryhill Apr 2014 #1

Too bad the poor guy had to dye, though. NBachers Apr 2014 #46

Detective Henn is investigating. randome Apr 2014 #2

Omg can you believe your post was alerted on? Drew Richards Apr 2014 #14

Somebody had a hare-on-fire reaction? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #16

Perhaphs it was just a wrabbit response. Drew Richards Apr 2014 #17

The whole thing Bugs me. kairos12 Apr 2014 #18

Just what we'd expect from a fuddy-duddy like you pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #19

I see what you did there..HA! doxydad Apr 2014 #52

Wow. Oh well, this one's for the alerter. randome Apr 2014 #21

I think that means they can't alert for 24 hours arely staircase Apr 2014 #29

Yes Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #64

It's all fun and games until someone gets cracked up! icymist Apr 2014 #43

She said he was being mallowdramatic but got not a peep in reply pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #3

This thread's gonna go to to Hell in an Easter basket, right quick. nt msanthrope Apr 2014 #4

Hey now, there's no need to lose your decomposure! nt SunsetDreams Apr 2014 #9

Sure, go ahead and yoke it up. randome Apr 2014 #6

It takes some huevos to come here just to...make huevos pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #40

It's like an episode of Bones, which would then have Easter jokes throughout about how Bones chrisa Apr 2014 #5

The eulogy: He was a good egg... Blue Owl Apr 2014 #7

That's a hard boiled assessment Generic Brad Apr 2014 #8

Unfortunately it had to be a closed basket service pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #10

But his life was over hard. nt flying rabbit Apr 2014 #11

I'm schirr his wife was, too...especially when they got to the eggs benediction pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #12

Omlette that post lay there as I am scrambling for something to reply with. flying rabbit Apr 2014 #15

Don't egg them on- they'll just keep cackling NBachers Apr 2014 #45

What's the matzah with having a little fun? 1000words Apr 2014 #50

Now he's just a shell of his former self pipi_k Apr 2014 #25

Unless it was Jesus, that's a creepy story cthulu2016 Apr 2014 #13

The ending cetainly is not as uplifting pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #20

On the Third Day, He continued to decompose. Kaleva Apr 2014 #23

It's always the person you least expect. randome Apr 2014 #22

First they have to determine how he dyed pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #24

Was sorry to hear of his Paasing Blue Owl Apr 2014 #30

If you want to crack the case ... 1000words Apr 2014 #32

STOP IT PINBOY3NINER Skittles Apr 2014 #53

From now on you won't hear a Peep out of me pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #60

...and then he resurrects the same stuff with a passion... jberryhill Apr 2014 #61

Nailed me pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #62

STOP IT.....STOP IT!!! Skittles Apr 2014 #63

And this might not be the first time, either. 1000words Apr 2014 #34

I have grave concerns about that pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #42

We must exhume the truth 1000words Apr 2014 #44

Are you sure there are bodies Cadbury'd there? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #48

I've had lost eggs smell like a dead body before. Separation Apr 2014 #26

life immitates Law and Order nt arely staircase Apr 2014 #27

Anyone there think to question the Easter Bunny? Kaleva Apr 2014 #28

That accusation rings hollow pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #36

Under questioning he exclaimed, "Murdered 'im? I Harvey even knew 'im!" pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #66

I wish I were as good at puns as so many other DUrs arely staircase Apr 2014 #31

Eggscellent work by the detectives for treading lightly. Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #33

I suspect it's just an eggsidental death... pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #35

Well this will certainly stick in their crawl. It won't be easy to get ovum this. GreatCaesarsGhost Apr 2014 #37

Don't worry, the family will do fine when the book becomes a best-cellar pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #38

You're right. We should always keep the sunny side up. GreatCaesarsGhost Apr 2014 #39

As long as the trauma isn't too bad. That would be a real Quiche-22. pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #41

Who's the DUzy collector? countryjake Apr 2014 #47

BunnyPuncher, I think. Iterate Apr 2014 #49

At first I thought it was Squirrel Nut Zippers... countryjake Apr 2014 #54

That would be Flying Squirrel pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #51

The Giant Claw... countryjake Apr 2014 #55

Thanks, it's been a fun undertaking pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #56

How eggistential of you! countryjake Apr 2014 #57

This thread is creepy. Barack_America Apr 2014 #58

Embrace the madness. nt lumberjack_jeff Apr 2014 #67

It is creepy. Not a bit funny. Somebody died. MadrasT Apr 2014 #71

OMG you guys GreenEyedLefty Apr 2014 #59

"These Cadbury Eggs taste TERRIBLE!!!!" Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #65

I TOLD you that you didn't need the formaldehyde to preserve them pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #70

I wonder if the guy tavernier Apr 2014 #68

If so, you might say...he robbed gravely pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #69