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34. And this might not be the first time, either.

Reply to randome (Reply #22)

Sat Apr 19, 2014, 10:32 PM

Apr 2014

They should consider eggscavating the entire property.

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Woman finds body while hunting for Easter eggs [View all] Jesus Malverde Apr 2014 OP

That wins the hunt, for sure jberryhill Apr 2014 #1

Too bad the poor guy had to dye, though. NBachers Apr 2014 #46

Detective Henn is investigating. randome Apr 2014 #2

Omg can you believe your post was alerted on? Drew Richards Apr 2014 #14

Somebody had a hare-on-fire reaction? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #16

Perhaphs it was just a wrabbit response. Drew Richards Apr 2014 #17

The whole thing Bugs me. kairos12 Apr 2014 #18

Just what we'd expect from a fuddy-duddy like you pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #19

I see what you did there..HA! doxydad Apr 2014 #52

Wow. Oh well, this one's for the alerter. randome Apr 2014 #21

I think that means they can't alert for 24 hours arely staircase Apr 2014 #29

Yes Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #64

It's all fun and games until someone gets cracked up! icymist Apr 2014 #43

She said he was being mallowdramatic but got not a peep in reply pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #3

This thread's gonna go to to Hell in an Easter basket, right quick. nt msanthrope Apr 2014 #4

Hey now, there's no need to lose your decomposure! nt SunsetDreams Apr 2014 #9

Sure, go ahead and yoke it up. randome Apr 2014 #6

It takes some huevos to come here just to...make huevos pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #40

It's like an episode of Bones, which would then have Easter jokes throughout about how Bones chrisa Apr 2014 #5

The eulogy: He was a good egg... Blue Owl Apr 2014 #7

That's a hard boiled assessment Generic Brad Apr 2014 #8

Unfortunately it had to be a closed basket service pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #10

But his life was over hard. nt flying rabbit Apr 2014 #11

I'm schirr his wife was, too...especially when they got to the eggs benediction pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #12

Omlette that post lay there as I am scrambling for something to reply with. flying rabbit Apr 2014 #15

Don't egg them on- they'll just keep cackling NBachers Apr 2014 #45

What's the matzah with having a little fun? 1000words Apr 2014 #50

Now he's just a shell of his former self pipi_k Apr 2014 #25

Unless it was Jesus, that's a creepy story cthulu2016 Apr 2014 #13

The ending cetainly is not as uplifting pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #20

On the Third Day, He continued to decompose. Kaleva Apr 2014 #23

It's always the person you least expect. randome Apr 2014 #22

First they have to determine how he dyed pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #24

Was sorry to hear of his Paasing Blue Owl Apr 2014 #30

If you want to crack the case ... 1000words Apr 2014 #32

STOP IT PINBOY3NINER Skittles Apr 2014 #53

From now on you won't hear a Peep out of me pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #60

...and then he resurrects the same stuff with a passion... jberryhill Apr 2014 #61

Nailed me pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #62

STOP IT.....STOP IT!!! Skittles Apr 2014 #63

And this might not be the first time, either. 1000words Apr 2014 #34

I have grave concerns about that pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #42

We must exhume the truth 1000words Apr 2014 #44

Are you sure there are bodies Cadbury'd there? pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #48

I've had lost eggs smell like a dead body before. Separation Apr 2014 #26

life immitates Law and Order nt arely staircase Apr 2014 #27

Anyone there think to question the Easter Bunny? Kaleva Apr 2014 #28

That accusation rings hollow pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #36

Under questioning he exclaimed, "Murdered 'im? I Harvey even knew 'im!" pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #66

I wish I were as good at puns as so many other DUrs arely staircase Apr 2014 #31

Eggscellent work by the detectives for treading lightly. Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #33

I suspect it's just an eggsidental death... pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #35

Well this will certainly stick in their crawl. It won't be easy to get ovum this. GreatCaesarsGhost Apr 2014 #37

Don't worry, the family will do fine when the book becomes a best-cellar pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #38

You're right. We should always keep the sunny side up. GreatCaesarsGhost Apr 2014 #39

As long as the trauma isn't too bad. That would be a real Quiche-22. pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #41

Who's the DUzy collector? countryjake Apr 2014 #47

BunnyPuncher, I think. Iterate Apr 2014 #49

At first I thought it was Squirrel Nut Zippers... countryjake Apr 2014 #54

That would be Flying Squirrel pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #51

The Giant Claw... countryjake Apr 2014 #55

Thanks, it's been a fun undertaking pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #56

How eggistential of you! countryjake Apr 2014 #57

This thread is creepy. Barack_America Apr 2014 #58

Embrace the madness. nt lumberjack_jeff Apr 2014 #67

It is creepy. Not a bit funny. Somebody died. MadrasT Apr 2014 #71

OMG you guys GreenEyedLefty Apr 2014 #59

"These Cadbury Eggs taste TERRIBLE!!!!" Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #65

I TOLD you that you didn't need the formaldehyde to preserve them pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #70

I wonder if the guy tavernier Apr 2014 #68

If so, you might say...he robbed gravely pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #69