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MineralMan

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11. Oh, yeah...don't forget to donate to the 700 Club, too.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 01:24 PM

Apr 2014

Just in case, you know, that there's some delay in the asteroid that will send everyone to meet Jesus. Pat Roberson's still gotta eat, you know. And, if you donate today, he'll pray for you. Really he will. We promise.

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Pat Robertson: Jesus said an asteroid could destroy Earth next week [View all] DonViejo Apr 2014 OP

I heard that Jesus is going to throw an asteroid at Pat Robertson. undeterred Apr 2014 #1

crack is whack Pat SummerSnow Apr 2014 #2

these clowns need attention occasionally and crank up the doomsday machine spanone Apr 2014 #3

Some loving god you've got there, Pat. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #4

Sad that these folks can't seek the help Lex Apr 2014 #5

It's hard to be Faux pas Apr 2014 #6

If it is going to happen next week, there is no use buying the book liberal N proud Apr 2014 #7

lol deutsey Apr 2014 #9

the assteroid already hit....its called patrobertson....nt MindMover Apr 2014 #8

So when the earth is destroyed what happens to upaloopa Apr 2014 #10

The myopia of Bible believers is truly astounding. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #14

And I wonder why this isn't discussed much? upaloopa Apr 2014 #16

I wonder that too. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #17

Oh, yeah...don't forget to donate to the 700 Club, too. MineralMan Apr 2014 #11

It's a win win for him Finnmccool Apr 2014 #12

those voices, not Jesus but maybe schizophrenia. Might go get your head checked out NightWatcher Apr 2014 #13

At Robertson's age (84) it's probably the onset of dementia, DonViejo Apr 2014 #22

Well this is the second sane thing Robertson has exboyfil Apr 2014 #15

I'd settle for one, tiny, Pat-Robertson-sized meteorite...nt SidDithers Apr 2014 #18

Pat "is" an ass-teroid and here's the cure. Lint Head Apr 2014 #19

"could" = Covering his ass regardless of what happens Populist_Prole Apr 2014 #20

that would certainly remove a lot of burdens off my shoulder Douglas Carpenter Apr 2014 #21